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Posts by J.M. Plumbley

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Thoughts as I snuggle my lab this morning:

Do we like dogs because they're like teddy bears?

Or do we like teddy bears because they're like dogs?

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Undying Dread: A 400-Year-Old Corpse, Locked to Its Grave In 17th-century Europe, the dead were a constant threat to rise again and bedevil the living. Now archaeologists have found the remains of a suspected child revenant.

Fun fun:

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Quickly becoming obsessed with OUR SHARE OF NIGHT; just read a scene with a demon so unsettling it had me grinning ear to ear

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Me: I'm going to bed ON TIME

Also me: *vigorously shakes Pepto Bismol and discovers the cap's not screwed on*

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I refuse the simplifying lie that all phantoms are tortured spirits. Why can't some of the ghosts of the ruins of the leper hospital be the temporal echoes of compassion? Why won't some allow for ghosts of loving duty, the lingering shades of human kindness? – C. Josiffe

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Puppy looking up with chin on couch

Puppy looking up with chin on couch

Watcha reaaaaaadin'?

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Please press through for the sake of the rest of us who want to read more of your workkkkkk ♥️♥️♥️

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To calculate thermal humidity index, simply complete (THI = 0.4[T + T w]+ 15) and multiply that by 600*your-proximity-to-a-NYC-subway-platform

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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com

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Push alert from CNN says "The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say"

Push alert from CNN says "The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say"

Punctuation!

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Nice shot of adrenaline for the evening: train conductor frantically cried for police assistance and blared the horn in bursts of 3. Happy to have BlueSky to distract me as I reroute through Manhattan...

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