"Ceasefire? I thought you said 'she's fired!' Which I'm OK with no matter the context because a woman's place is in the home"

Y’all don’t know what it’s like, being male, middle-class and white

AN AMERICAN IS BRUTALIZED? DEMS: DON'T CARE!

True, I should have said his evil twin. I apologize, huge fan of his work

He looks like Wiilem Dafoe's fraternal twin

Can't make an omelet without killing a few innocent bystanders

The administration is sending a message by not condemning the murders. Not just for everyone in the US, but specifically for the ICE/BP because too many of them will hesitate to what they're asked to do if they don't have the appearance of being above the law

Someone should offer him all of Candyland in exchange for no tariffs

Art of the deeeeal

Nobel thought creating the prize would repair his legacy after inventing dynamite and creating weapons of war, but not getting the prize is going to be the cause of WW3. Thanks a lot, Nobel!

multidudes

Congrats!!

If even the pope can be killed by talking to jd vance, what chance do the rest of us nonpopes have?

Wind Wizard and the Blizzard Lizard

It's been pointed out plenty, but always correct someone calling elon's activity an "audit" because there are no auditors/accountants involved in the whole process. In fact, they deliberately fired the actual auditors/inspectors general that would know what they're looking at

Hell, that's what CIVILIZATION is for

Those who are not allowed to learn about the past are *encouraged* to repeat it

Never not funny when musk/trump are unironically cast as the bobs from office space. Have they not seen the movie? Clearly they're a) the bad guys, b) bad at their jobs (firing the good employees and promoting the inefficient one), and c) MINOR characters in the film

At least the planes run on time

Oops

NYT: "Trump Is Elected Chair of Kennedy Center as Its Longtime President Is Fired"

Who fired her I wonder? And where did all the brand new board members come from who elected him?

Thanks Senator!

too soon

Come on!

Son of a bitch you really did

We're all about to get a series of shocking revelations about what the US government does and how much people rely on it to live in relative comfort

Trump really doin this admin like he's building the Legion of Doom but with dumb weirdos, each one dumber than the last

*I run back into the room out of breath 30 seconds later*

Legion of Dumb

Are we collectively being pranked or something?

Only reason to do this is if you're worried about a coup day 1, or are worried there will be pushback from using the military against US citizens www.newsweek.com/trump-creating-maga-mili...

Note to rest of world from US: it's fine, just write us off at this point, we're cooked

"now that I think about it for a minute, everything WAS a lot worse by the end of his last presidency than it is now, and it's possible he had something to do with that"