MAGA is a tent big enough for all perverts, rapists, and pedophiles!

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

I went to journalism school so I could encourage mentally ill people to listen to the voices with authority

Thank God they’re exploring the aspects of his character that I don’t know about

Lol all of these touch-starved freaks that still support him will believe this

It sucks how litigious COMPLETELY INNOCENT BYSTANDERS have to be to avoid the sex offender accusations these days

A screenshot from the US version of the TV show The Office. Michael Scott is being gently held from behind by a Holly Flax.

me at the coldplay show

Either 4D chess to make right wingers convinced that Pelosi is in the Epstein files or just the stupidest possible idiotic political move. No in between here.

Thank God the anti-defamation league confirmed that it wasn’t a Nazi salute. Otherwise I’d be CONFUSED right now

went from "status update: having beers!" to "we shall pull god out of the machine"

You are a testament to the power of the human mind (derogatory)

American History X The Everything App

I’m a fan of the new Wolf Man! Leigh Whannell doesn’t miss

Andrew Tate Voice: it is homosexual to love thy neighbour

That’d be really baaaaaaad luck

My favorite thing about Upgrade is all of the interesting and weird stuff going on in the background. Adds texture to an already cool plot and makes it special.

JD is like Trump’s Project 2025 Thufir Hawat

Encouraging Trump to be more like JFK gonna get you put on a watchlist

Trying to explain that I’m a Wal-Mart Medium to the Se7en serial killer as he kills me with bottomless spaghetti

Sure but cancer garden or cancer farmers were RIGHT THERE

Now I know why she goes by Ms. Rachel

Second hand thrilled for the Spotify attorney that had to explain “yes Drake, you actually are that pathetic and got STUNTED ON, here’s the data”

Sadly NC got cancer factory when Texas gets the incredibly HARD Gun in hand, God in Heart

Targeted ad from Foot Insider titled “Forget Gabepentin, these shoes are a must…”

Targeted ad tells me I have a mental health condition, but that it could be cured with the right footwear.

Also, Foot Insider?!? I hardly know her!