acdc tribute band that wrewrites the lyrics to be abt their disorder: ocdc

born and bred? mmmmmmmmm bread

#killcapitalists

a legit dream i had the other night that had me panicking

ur 20s are about ur nightmares shifting to doing the dishes n not being able to find ur scrub daddy

the invention of plastic was truly the downfall of society

if i killed myself i would be like damn man i need a youtube video to have on in the background

this fucks

everyone get more transgender and naked. NOW

accidentally giving myself therapy by imagining what rupaul and i would talk about at my tic tac lunch

under my rule if u ever spell sydney as sidney death penalty

need ashnikko on drag race as a judge

boob

🤭🤭🤭

i would get in an argument n start pissing on my opponent

wasnt born with a dick because i would’ve used its powers for evil

if u feed me i actually own ur soul as a faefolk. my wife dont mind she likes my evil spells 🤭

light mode on iphone in the big 2026 is crazy

you’re nothing. theyre gonna name diseases after me.

every time i try to dress masc i end up looking like harry dubois

tall people should be banned at concerts like short people cant get on rollercoasters. theres a limit.

thrust upon this mortal plane when i was clearly meant to be a littlest pet shop

every tiktok i see ablut journaling being good for ur mental health:
journal with me!!
first journal of 2026!!
*showcases a scrapbook and starts to scrapbook in said scrapbook*

3 recent zombies and 1 old zombie

Seeing The Running Man with my friend Syd

halloween is everything for me x

it is so so difficult being autistic AND stupid

Happy pride from me and two sets of fictional "best friends" who you can't convince me weren't actually a couple