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Posts by imetaltheworld

Ik zag het staan in m'n geboorteboekje en het is later ook bevestigd bij het bloed doneren, gewoon saai O+.

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Was helemaal chill geweest als ik mensen had kunnen knuffelen maar je kan niet alles hebben 🤷‍♂️

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Ik blow eigenlijk nooit alleen want dat vind ik saai, maar dat houdt dus in dat ik nooit meer blow. Which is fine, ik heb sowieso niet vaak die behoefte en ik mis het zelden. Maar soms is baked zijn met vrienden best chill.

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Ik had gister voor het eerst in tijden een jonko op en was half in paniek want had vandaag ineens zin in een jonko. Maar besefte me dat dat wss meer was omdat ik gisteravond gewoon gezellig heb zitten gamen met vrienden, en dát me dat fijne gevoel gaf.

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Federal judge calls RFK Jr. an “unsafe” leader in order protecting trans youth health care The broad ruling was designed to deflect future attacks on gender-affirming care for kids.

NEW: In a scathing ruling describing RFK Jr. as an “unserious” and “unsafe” leader, a federal judge in Oregon issued an order that will protect doctors and hospitals, and the transgender kids they treat.

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Teken deze petitie! Onze gegevens horen niet op de markt, en al helemaal niet op de internationale.

Nog los van of de VS betrouwbaar/een bondgenoot is. Onze overheid moet deze super gevoelige data beschermen door het in eigen hand te houden!

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they should invent a recovery that's linear

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Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts.

A trans woman enters the room.

Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts.

Fucking clowns.

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Voor mij zijn dit allebei twee compleet nieuwe woorden 😅 Ik noem ze (eenden)kuikens of baby-eendjes.

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#dtv oprechte vraag: heeft het "nut" om nog coronatests te doen? Kunnen die de nieuwere varianten detecteren zegmaar?

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Hey hey hey hey is dit hooikoorts of ben ik ziek

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NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it

"Dumplings With Peas"
"Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

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Schoenen zijn fucking kut.

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Ben blij dat het decent weer is maar net zoals elk jaar was ik weer vergeten dat mijn interne thermostaat kapot is

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

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MILLENNIAL DOMINATRIX: Yeah, bitch, get on your fucking knees and be a good girl for mommy 😈 no worries if not

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*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

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congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

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Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

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In fifty years when people look back at the past decade or so, the big world-changing technological innovation won't be the chatbot slop machines, it'll be mRNA.

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Wederom. Ik ben me bewust van m'n "privilege" en het is niet iets wat ik specifiek die persoon aanreken of zo. Maar het is zo drastisch omdenken dat ik het me gewoon niet voor kan stellen? Of zo?

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Ik heb geen innerlijke tolerantie voor deze shit (daarom zeg ik het hier) maar ik heb wel netjes uitgelegd dat wanneer je organen praktisch exploderen je wss geen 90 wordt.

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Zag net een comment bij iemand a la "goh je bent altijd zo blij dus ik dacht dat je aandoening gewoon vervelend was, niet dat je korter zou leven" terwijl d'r hele ding is "yay ik ben blij dat medische interventies bestaan want nu kan ik iig leven albeit not forever"

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Ik *weet* dat dit mijn chronisch ziek-zijn privilege is maar holy fuck wat kunnen mensen toch klapharken zijn zonder enig besef van de "echte" wereld.

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Point being you do not have to engage in PvP

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Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

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Anyway, hopefully there will be another trans rights tee in the future!

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Noeeeeees! I thought I ordered some GDQ shirts from @theyetee.com but I just checked apparently I only bought them in a dream or something? Lil bit sad but thankfully it's not the end of the world.
*looks outside*
Actually, I take that back.

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Ik denk dat ik dit ga doen idd! En dan duimen dat ik niet tijdens het uitladen doorkrijg dat ik de accu ben vergeten of zo 😂

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