I do love a bit of freeloading, but this specific episode was art, Alan had me pumped and ready to go take on Man City myself… thank goodness we’ve got elite athletes to do it instead! #gogetit #arsenal
…that’s why he was so successful as a manager. If more players used their loaf (and to be fair, the Liverpool players did) then you wouldn’t put your team in an even worse position. Just sensationalist crap from him as usual. #Arsenal #Liverpool #martinelli
…crisis of sorts - certainly at striker - and I’ve just seen another guy go down with potentially a bad injury, the absolute LAST thing I would want from my players is to add a 3 match ban for slapping someone. Don’t get me wrong, go get handbags to show your disapproval, but punch and red? Maybe…
Loads of people going on about that Martinelli incident and what GNev said about it. I’m not going to go into the actual incident, I actually think Slot covered that perfectly, but the GNev thing… firstly, he can say what he wants but if I was a fan or a coach of a team that already has an injury…
I was the same, then I saw the team sheet and was like ‘yes, we are going to slap these fools’ - it made the pain worse… then, we won and I was happy… then I remembered I captained Big Vik in my FPL team and I was sad again.
@orbinho.bsky.social you’re a man of exceptional standing in the stats world, and even better, Arsenal. With your insight and access to knowledge and stat based info, can you help with how that Nketiah header was a shot on target? Like… is this just an error that nobody cares to fix or 🤷🏼♂️ #need2know
What I like about #Arsenal is that it’s a good team for your everyday football fan, good in the community, locked into issues and understands the current climate… in other news… What. The. F…🤷🏼♂️
International games that are not in a tournament, especially friendlies or against teams more than 15 spots below you in the rankings are similar to waking up to find your house burned down as you slept. #Arsenal
Not quite 4-1 but a totally routine win at like 60% - hopefully MØ and Rice are not too bad and we can just enjoy the coming weeks.
#Arsenal #ARSWHU
I predict a 4-1 Arsenal victory this afternoon, I really can’t see Raya letting one in, but if I’m gonna say 4 for us, it seems only fair to let them get one, it’ll probably be Bowen right? #Arsenal
9 goals this weekend (so far) have been scored 90mins or later… that’s gotta be rare right? There is still a goal bonanza tomorrow to come, it could be a double figure late goal weekend. #EPL
That’s ok then, I can remain on social media, and like Michael Buble on new years, all the negative nay sayers can retreat to their caves for another few days, just feeding their negative rage waiting for the next opportunity to moan and suffer. #Arsenal
I can already FEEL the post match discourse starting to get whingey. I think I’m gonna swerve it if we don’t turn this around. I think we’ve been pretty good but conceding that first goal has ruined us. Also, have the Monstarz taken Dec’s talent? #Arsenal
Wise, very wise
Are we mocking them by keeping Saliba on the bench or did he get the same illness as Auba and Mesut after signing his new deal? #Arsenal #NEWARS
Is this happening to anyone else? The time remaining on podcasts I’ve either listened to or am listening too and have stopped, suddenly just keeps rising? When I go into it, it’s right but in the widget, it’s just climbing. #Apple #podcasts #ios26
If we swapped positions and MA had dropped points away at City because he took off attackers and put on defensive players to protect a 1-0 lead he’d be getting slaughtered… that being said, I’m sure the the pundits / media will focus on that rather than Eze starting on the bench… 👀#Arsenal #ARSMCI
I will sign your petition for this one!
Is Pep doing that thing that R&B sensation Nelly did by wearing a plaster on his face so people don’t forget about a pal in prison? #Arsenal #ARSMCI
He was just reminding them to stay humble and to definitely do the meditation celebration should they score. Important stuff.
I hope they reinforced the pockets in Saliba and Gabriel’s shorts today to cater for the size of Haaland and his undoubted strength. #Arsenal
I mean they have EYES mate!
I’ll take some goals, some sendings off for them would also help my palm fluidity issues.
Martinelli AND Eze on the bench wasn’t on my mind for today, still, I’ve got no major beef with Trossard being in there, I would guess I’m slightly less excited about Merino instead of Ethan, but to be fair to Merino, he can do some stuff that others can’t. Plus, I think MA loves the heft in there.
I’ve said this very thing on more than one occasion in the group chat, they know who they are - and they will still believe they are right. They are not right.
No
When we signed him for that much I like to think we did so wearing black and white stripes, masks over our eyes and we’re carrying bags with ‘swag’ written on them
