My point was poorly made. It would be a mistake to appoint only criminals as senior police officers.

The police could never do their job if they did not employ criminals? A most curious defence.

In my effort to become a British Ambassador I find myself cruelly handicapped as none of my friends are best friends with paedophiles or convicted sexual deviants. Can you help? If you are a paedophile or paedophile admirer please contact me with one of them emoji yokes attached. Thanks.

We should probably build a shelter for them. The weather is awful. Hard to believe we’re in Ireland with all this rain!

When they go low we just need to go a teeny weeny bit less low. It’s all people expect.

We have people here working hard to turn rain into water. No luck so far.

I never let reality get in the way of satire!

I am not always perfect! Sometimes I’m better than that.

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In Ireland a vet is someone who murders sick animals but in YankLand a vet is a meth, ket head who’s normally homeless and deranged. I assume unless formally notified that all vets are the former.

No! You’re a snowflake! (Did I emoji good?)

Try to be positive Lyle! Soon we’ll all be able to afford boats.

The Germans got up really early and lined the Strait with their beach towels.

I’m sorry. I don’t speak emoji. (I hardly manage English)

Carry on with Extinction! Our newest Carry On film! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll feel nauseated. Now with extra toxic misogyny and nudity.

And finally, to Kemo Sabi. He had at last become his own Tonto. Good Spanish word.

Instead he went to a northern chip shop and confused by mushy peas, ordered a side of guacamole.

Wolves are infinitely superior to humans. Hitler’s loving his dogs didn’t stop him testing his cyanide pills on them. Murderous and cowardly to the very end.

Mandelson’s weird excuse reeked of desperation and guilt.

Hi Cynthia. You will be sure to tell me when you get tired of my witterings? (Insert appropriate bowls of denial here!) Also howls not bowls!! But bowls is funny, accidentally.

Mandelson has always maintained he was excluded from the paedophile sex parties because he was gay but Jeffrey was a generous host and just as a generous host will seek to provide a vegan option for the weirdos so I’m sure did Jeffrey cater for all tastes.

Dammit! Just as I was developing my K-Pop phase.

When one tires of the honeyed lies and obfuscations of the political and mandarin classes one longs for the sharp wit of Madame La Guillotine.

OMG! I would hate if the long awaited extinction process was derailed by a never ending war. Morning Serena.

G’wan the anti semites!

In old Irish - the laughter of the belly. Thanks to the Church it fell out of favour. Like freckles which we call the little kisses of the sun.

In Ireland belly laughs mean pregnancy. Ian has a job so fingers crossed!

Do you take disappointment well?