Why do the dumbest guys always have pretty dicks?

Nvm. I looked in the mirror, they might be right.

Hevy underestimates how much RDLs works the glutes.

If you’re complaining about Chappell Roan, you would have never survived the early years of many divas you claim to love.

fuck Chuck Norris, who cares

Dealing with an exceptional amount of stupidity for a Friday

Now you're just throwing things out to be hurtful.

No, that's a different font.

This looks like a Fromsoft font...

Just found out a short story I wrote is getting published 😀

I'm so tired of these corporations acquiring studios, only to shut them down a few years later. If you don't have the money to support them - don't fucking buy them dipshits

I went to type “disco” but typed “dick”….. what does that say about me?

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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

So glad Mika is back 🩵

Good work, Taylor!! 🩵🩵

Shoutout to the straight man on the hockey podcast I started watching because of heated rivalry who told me about Disco Darling by Carly Rae Jepsen

That’s allyship

A man ghosted me a couple months ago, but he made a recommendation I didn’t write down, so I texted him asking him to tell me the name again.

What do you think the chances are that he responds?

I’m sorry… I now have to be concerned about exploding trees??

If only they’d waited a year to make it 😫

And if we’re lucky we won’t hear more than 10 words from his mouth 🙏🏻

In an industry where so many talented people never get their opportunity, I ask simply: fucking why him???

Deserved.

I’m afraid the people who won’t stop saying the story of FFXIV is good…. Are indeed correct

I finally got to Heavensward, and those last few quests were BATSHIT

Oh! Okay good, my bad!

You don’t want CRJ on the soundtrack??

Hinge tried to get me to not send a message because I wrote “in full tansparency” 😒

Hahahahaha that’s fair! Sometimes I realize how much there is to do, and I get overwhelmed. But then I just put on a podcast and run dungeons