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Posts by Fried Egg Jelly

(related complaint: programs need to stop fucking selecting the display language for me, just let me set it to English so I actually know what functions to search for tutorials on)

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

Every time i try to use formulas to make a spreadsheet tell me how many times a specific value appears in a column I end up losing my goddamn mind. Why is that so difficult?

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️

Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

1 week ago 3024 427 94 56

I'm gonna contact my caseworker and see what I can figure out

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Second of all if the AI is supposed to do work I used to B doing and I'm supposed to "guide" it, you literally ARE having it replace me and relegating me to algorithm babysitter and I refuse

1 week ago 3 0 1 0

"don't think of the ai agent as replacing you, think of it as a tool for assisting you"

First of all if I wanted a tool that operates on probability, a handful of dice and a sheet of paper with random data is just as effective but uses less energy

1 week ago 3 0 1 0

(i realize I'm just more or less repeating what you're already saying, just. Thought I'd add that cognitive therapy agrees with you)

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

You know that tqeet from Scottish twt that's like "ye ever wanty get in the microwave and blow yerself up tae fuck"?

Feeling that a lot rn

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me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea
the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.
me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day
the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment
me: oh so you get it

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper. me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment me: oh so you get it

urianger

2 weeks ago 2309 761 3 1
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It's about what you do and don't do with the feelings you're experiencing

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Legitimately one of the most useful things I got to take with me from CBT is that FEELING something is not bad. Like if you get angry and punch someone, obvs that's bad. But feeling anger is a normal part of being a human, and you can't just turn it off so all you're doing is adding guilt on top

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Lol this is one of the big reasons I'm hesitant to keep a diary bc i don't want to flip through it later and be reminded of the times i felt shitty. I'm worried I'll fixate on it

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

I'm not familiar with those tbh but I'll take your word for it?

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Is pokopia just acnh but with pokemon?

3 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

But won't you think of the poor companies :'( someone could be out there right now enjoying one of their games without them profiting!

(that's sarcasm in case anyone's in doubt)

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

That's absurd wtf. This sounds like one of those anti-piracy measures that doesn't do anything but cause frustration for paying customers

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Wtf there's no good reason not to have that be possible

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Lrt slop gacha could never

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fun Weird West dev anecdote: there was a decal on a gun shop that said "riffles" instead of "rifles", i pointed it out in the slack and this was the fix that came through and shipped

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Today's election day in Denmark and I'm thinking about how much of a game changer it's been to vote via mail-in ballot. Gives me so much more flexibility in case my brain decides to be extra spicy on the day of

4 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Fingers crossed

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

My boss is getting more and more insistent on making us use it so who knows how long I'll last

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Can the ai bubble just pop already

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

This message is brought to you by me learning that the biggest local carrier stopped delivering letters in January this year

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

The postal system should be a public service and I'll die on this hill

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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Danes love to be smug about how we're "better than the US" and sure in some respects I agree, but also we did ages ago what they're trying to do to the USPS and it's only gotten worse since

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

I don't want articles from 2003 i want the ones from this fucking month

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Why is it so difficult to search for news online and get actual recent ones

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

You know what makes it really hard to build a consistent, user friendly system both for the employees and customers who use your website? Running every text and image through the slop gacha machine

1 month ago 1 1 0 0

relationship advice: kill him

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