Lot to unpack there

Yep! Which was good because he was sharing his screen, showing the prices and stuff, but eeesh.

cleansing my brain with a Silent shiv run in Slay The Spire 2

jesus christ just spent an hour on a video call with a mortgage adviser i feel physically ill

The words garlic bacon shower gel

Writing out a shopping list and have accidentally invented something amazing

kaiju (but make it haiku)

Rising from the depths
Boats spiral in seawater
Time for consumption

Coco Jones - ICU YouTube video by CocoJonesMusicVEVO

21 Apr 26: Coco Jones - ICU

I am yet to see it; I am looking forward to spitting feathers.

Barbarian.

First half? Good! Tense. Leaves you questioning.

Second half? Schlocky gross garbage that dares to ask the question 'Wouldn't it be disgusting if there was a woman?'

Haaaaaated it.

It is the way you do it

Well at least there's no way of not spotting any asshole wearing this.

Iris Apfel with too few polygons-looking ass.

A news story with the lede 'There has been widespread condemnation after an image of an Israeli soldier apparently hitting a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer in southern Lebanon went viral.' Above it is a photo of a soldier hitting a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer.

APPARENTLY?!

Same but it's Nongshim Veggie Ramyun

lol I love (read: hate) that the 'be shocked and offended at university' thing is so frequent I can just dredge up an old post rather than saying anything new

Yes, hello.

I think people didn't expect something so mainstream as the Spice Girls movie to be so... subsversive is probably too strong a word, but so weird and deliberately stupid.

Shouse - Love Tonight (David Guetta Remix) YouTube video by David Guetta

20 Apr 26: Shouse - Love Tonight (David Guetta Remix)

You merely adopted the bonesmashing. I was born in it, raised by it.

Mostly via panting tbh

omg Thrash is the sort of bullshit I live for. 'Storm surge floods the town and the tanker carrying blood from the slaughterhouse gets pierced by a statue and chums the water so now there are SHARKS'. Give it to me.

🤗

All I'll say is it's already happened this year

Oooh @vazduho.bsky.social I used the ajvar for dipping my pizza crust. It's rilly good.

I don't really like or care about my birthday so I take it off work to ensure nobody there talks about it and instead take myself to lunch and see a movie. It's nice.

Sorry I didn't make it bb, I was out at the seaside. Glad you had fun!

Empress Of - Dance For You (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Empress Of

19 Apr 26: Empress Of - Dance For You

youtu.be/-oXd1Wl7mL4?

lol this is literally the dril drunk driving tweet

These are stunning. What an extraordinarily generous and cool thing to do.

Paul Kreppel's season 3 haircut was transformative. He looks SO much better with short sides.

(I will repost every It's A Living post from Sitcom People and I do not apologise)

As I said to my friends, she's hitting the notes like they cheated on her.