Pretty thigh tat...

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

This is king of corn flavor

Opening my root chakra through prescription vyvanse

I never want to fall into that "I'm just a little creature, everyone likes me bc I'm so nice" thing I see people doing so know that while I am small I am fallible person and I WILL do or say something that will upset you at some point.

I was gonna end this with a joke but no, actually, follow m /1

clapping when the plane lands. saying thank you to every flight attendant individually and shaking their hands for slightly too long. making eye contact

The penny water is still leeching away at his brain cells

i'm banned from the dick sucking factory premises because when i worked there i sucked too hard and degloved a guy

It really fucking sucks that that "nubcat" art account has garnered such a toxic fucking wasteland of a following. The comments sections are always full of hate and the artist ignores it, unless it's specifically ableist hate in which case the artist Likes the comment

I just watched the Toasters' trombone player circular breathe for like 8 bars??? In a solo. Circular breathing is hard enough on woodwinds that can afford the loss in air pressure. I can manage on trumpet. THE AIR PRESSURE NEEDED TO DO THAT ON A BONE FOR THAT LONG LMAO

Blissed out on ferns

"I know everything, actually" -our bassist who probably doesn't even know the migration patterns of local and visiting birds

Thank you, Towson

yes, yes we are winning

🌸💍🐦‍⬛

PBR DA LOOONG WAY

This PBR tastes like I wanna kiss girls

i have exactly zero patience for transphobia right now, even if it's "jokey" about "an acceptable target"

I made a pilgrimage today

Sorcerer x apprentice

I felt perfectly fine last week, besides being overwhelmed with needing to prepare for this week, why is my brain going crazy evil mode as soon as we have shows I'm going to become the joker

What a time to have Symptoms start

They're saying nobody has bigger tits than kaycie

Sugar We're Going Down but the chorus is to the tune of the freedom motif

they call the cops on me cause im getting neck right in the middle of campus and splurtin like crazy but I point to the charlie kirk act which references the way he sacrificed himself in just this way and all the cops are instantly vaporised

I WILL make you listen to ska and folk artists with less than 3000 monthly listeners

I'm currently sitting in a Starbucks off I-70 and listening to people not know how to order coffee while Kellen makes social media posts

"So you want a latte?"
"No, I just want espresso. With steamed milk"

Hello friends I'm playing these upcoming shows in these upcoming cities!

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen