The well ran dry and we're like 10 years older now.

I tried to order a denim jacket from Canada but since it's made in Japan I'd have to pay an extra $150 or so in illegal taxes. The journey continues.

Love this take.

CJ!

I just got shit talked by a Rams fan at LAX. They know who we are!!!! #boltup

Waymo is what Uber was in 2012. I highly recommend, safer than anyone I’ve driven with in years.

Today I'm doing my favorite (golf) thing which is going to the club and doing pre-round lunch in a casual outfit. Then I change in to basically the same fit but a golf version of everything.

I have very mixed feelings about this tweet.

Ok. Amazing name going on rn.

My Masters (or any golf event really) game that I invented last year is so popular two other companies had me do it for them. Today I implemented live scoring and oh boy am I proud.

☝️

I have whatever the cheese version of the meat sweats is going on right now.

I miss that.

3/4 of my therapy session is just setting up a joke I want to make as I’m leaving.

One of my kinks is buying nice sunglasses at the airport.

I should have known. Slay.

I'm going to hit you with a curve here and say get your current ones restored by one of those tiktok cobblers.

WEST Sacramento. It's the specificity that makes it really special.

You should have posted this yesterday for Air Max day but still works.

Whatever happened to the homeschooled kid?

What's the speed "limit" on DEW?

It's a lock.

GBR!

You can get 36 in.

If I get a wild hair, which is possible.

Michelob Ultra really played the long game.

Maybe the acoustic Paramore cover of "Use Somebody" will do it. I'm determined to play it at open mic so let's get this burned in.

I'm at the nostalgic music part of not sleeping tonight and ska isn't exactly winding things down.

Oh do I feel this. Expect violent defensive reactions at speeds beyond comprehension.

I miss the Boss Button.