Seattle and Portland shows coming up, plus the @pnwwitchesmarket.bsky.social this Sunday!!

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb

tbh i didn't know one person could destroy the global economy

@bradytucson.bsky.social at @turnturnturn.bsky.social

Probably a good time to quit drinking coffee. And eating avocados. And driving cars. And using laptops. And phones.

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Aw yeah!!

This is out today! Wa-hoooooo!

Very possibly. Everything on the internet has become a wash. I’m finding more and more I need to know people in real life for anything at all to stick. And even then, I need a minimum of 3 goes at a name, maybe more if social media handles don’t match names. 🤣

I’m well past my Dunbar number.

Yesyesyes! Music puppet person witch person cat person. Best of all!

Haha Fran Halen

Awesome! I would love to meet a portland puppet person!!

Correct!! Shadow puppetry to be specific.

Out of words lately. Can’t really figure out how to ask someone to leave their comfy home for a music show.

Well, There will be puppets anyway. There’s always that.

Releasing this on 3/23 at The Showdown with three femme fronted bands. Get ya some!

Presave link: show.co/GMz7Gws

Showdown.com for tickies

Invite your friends! I give you money to come to show come watch music die.

My cat has discovered he can bat the bells when he wants to go out front to eat grass and throw up and try to escape.

THIS is why we can’t have Christmas decorations up year round bud.

Seattle shows coming up!

Clearly!!!

Found carebear ducks!!! And a capybara duck!

Oh heck, yeah! I’m excited to explore it too

❤️❤️❤️

Shows coming up!

Totally feel that.

I used to be very excited to headline shows, now being at the venue by 6pm and performing at 11pm feels like intolerable work conditions.

Early shows for geezers. That’s my platform and I’m sticking to it.

Happy Friday! I thought this was a great question: What started your journey, witches?

#witchsky #witch #wacowitch #pnwwitch

I’m officially “it’s just a day surgery years old” but I’ll never not be that “I hope they give me the good stuff” kind of guy.

America is slowly blinking twice. Send help.

It’s a fine day get my tiddies smashed in a machine by some doctors.

In my heart it makes sense why planes are crashing but I don’t understand with my brain why they are.