got a shout out at work today for calling our customers a distributed fuzzing platform

Can't decide if that's better or worse than my idea of having a labeller apply "Shadow Banned" to anyone that mentions shadow bans in a post.

A couple of years ago Bissell recalled their Steam Shot devices because they dripped boiling water on you. The recall gave you a voucher to buy a newer model.

Guess what got recalls at the weekend?

You are a goblin.

🙄

Please, it’s the only thing holding me back from signing up

I figured you’d be good at it as you’re head height to most door locks.

A polar bear mascot holding a blue balloon stands in front of a statue of himself.

Reito-kun the polar bear, mascot of Haier home appliances, stands in front of a statue of himself.

So @mammaclauds.bsky.social had finally started using the lock picks I got her as a birthday present. 😈

A pack shot of Dole’s tinned Hawaiian pizza

I know what I’m bringing @nedpyle.com back next time I go home.

A VERY LARGE pinkish tardigrade on green mossy surface, all from cake.

Another shot of the cake, plus info tags.

Gotta show you this tardigrade cake I saw at the American Museum of Natural History.

So Reese Witherspoon has pivoted from promoting cryptocurrencies to saying women should learn AI and people are upset.

Except she’s probably right, just not for the reasons she thinks.

Men are going to pass off AI as their own work and that’ll put women at a disadvantage in the workplace so…

If you don't laugh... 😂

Bit of a British TV reference that's probably lost on Bluesky 'Murica but here you go anyway 😉 😂

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

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#lies

Unimprovable headline

From the latest Private Eye, out now.

No one likes a quitter

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

Oh no you don’t get it. They made it and launched it in select stores on April 1st.

It’s real. A branding exercise sure, but it’s real.

There is a signal group and I’m not in it?! Rude

There's a bunch of tests your vet should run (UTI, thyroid, kidney, etc), especially in older cats, but three separate vets have looked at our piss terrorist and sighed and said "some cats are just piss terrorists". She got the inside of the Keurig once. We have learned minimalism!

This is a real thing! Fortunately for you it’s a limited promotional run so unless someone in the Uk posts me this month one you won’t get it.

Hey @marypcbuk.bsky.social …

Before or after self cutting bangs?

Naw I’d give that to @khaxan.bsky.social

Naw, you want something where column positioning is key?

RPG III

A pack shot of Dole’s tinned Hawaiian pizza

I know what I’m bringing @nedpyle.com back next time I go home.

I’ve been trying to think what stood out as odd for me all day. It’s not the guns, it’s not the bombs, it’s not the snipers hidden in bushes at traffic shops.

It’s a guy with a mirror checking under your car as you entered the airport.

Everything else was “normal”

I’m not @pilnok.dad! He’ll get fries!

We’re at the drive in. He’s waiting for his fries.