nope

Facts

Death Doula would be a pretty sick metal band name

idk looks like he just tripped over his sneakos to me

The strait of hormuz is the world’s only source of hormuzium, the element that makes interstellar travel possible

I would trying to be thinking more like Townes Van Zandt, Dwight Yokam, Dolly Parton , or Johnny Cash. But sure

The the wonders of world you live in are made possible by trans people.

Solid bars. I don't really write classic country tunes, but I can almost hear this one already

Classic banger for sure

Counterpoint:

Treble clef:
I'm a spinning squiggle mess and can't point to where my notes even are so fuck you here's some high screechy noises

Bass clef: Yo what's up and welcome to the low end, I give you an F in the chat, which is right between my two dot eyes 😎

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag

Editing your dead dad’s public obit to say he fucked birds because you were transphobic to me online. 💅

yeah most people don't realize you could maroon this drummer on a desert island with zero technology for 27 years and he could still tell you the time down to the millisecond

this hurts so good

People keep saying "send Donald Trump to The Hague" but have you considered i dont want to live near him?

in an alternate timeline Ham Tonks is immediately wiped out in the filming of a live fire reinactment of the Utah beach landing for the film Finding Corporal Steve and our species immediately acheives enlightenment. nothing against him, that's just how it works

too many tankies, not enough just fuckin helping people

A still from Korean film "No Other Choice" with a beautiful background of trees and flowers, where the lead character (off screen) says 'oh fuck'

Yeah pretty much

Translation: "We went around deleting anything on two legs with a pulse"

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

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more like SCROTUS, imho

age verification is identity verification. this is an identity verification bill. do you want to make everyone verify their identity to the state right now? does that seem prudent? that's going to keep people safe?

the only safe data is the kind you don't collect

Please share

Still sharing, now the funeral things are over I'm just trying to pay for storage and bills hitting all at once. Got quoted 300 bucks for 2 tires which sounds crazy so I'm gonna keep looking. Trying to sell electrician equipment but I don't have time I just gotta move it all before the month ends