I am
doll parts
mall cop
Paul Blart

Is Balls Up any good?

Me, in the throes of procrastination

Rad sentence from the Wikipedia article about Friedrich Nietzsche:

“In 1883, while staying in Nice, he was writing out his own prescriptions for the sedative chloral hydrate, signing them ‘Dr. Nietzsche.’”

He’s living in LA.

I just texted my best old ex-friend Ray.

A perfect sentence.

I’m making grown-up C’s and D’s.

It *is* slippery. Hope I don’t fall in the shower.

Bought some special soap for my feet.

gen z stare circa 1990

Fair enough.

Frog and Toad are going to block me, aren’t they?

I feel this

My posts should be read in a trembling whisper.

Another unsatisfying day online. See ya soon.

Me at parties

Toad's mailbox awaits...something. From "The Letter" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Every day my mailbox is empty.

Check out my old stuff.

I’m too delicate for the internet.

Rather like hanging on in quiet desperation, it’s the English way.

The nicknames for the guys in Led Zeppelin are terrible. Planty. Pagey. Jonesy. Just stick a “y” on it, mate.

That said, Bonzo is pretty inspired.

Eugene O’Neill lived in Point Pleasant. I can picture him morosely walking the dunes.

You just know I’d drink on the clock and let everyone in.

I tell people I’m “studying.”

Wearing acid wash jeans in a public library. It must be spring.

Do you guys like RiffTrax: Silent Rage?

solidarity

Best job in the world (Point Pleasant Badge Checker)

The director of Silent Rage wanted to make sequels but Norris ghosted him after the premiere. Silent Nope.