Homer Simpson reading out Mr Burns' list of voicemail messages to him.

You have thirty minutes to move your car.
You have ten minutes.
Your car has been impounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have thirty minutes to move your cube.

Back when I called myself a Christian I was always told to never date a non-Christian. Nowadays, as long as all parties involved are OK with faiths not matching then I don't see it as a problem - if anything, it can give a wider view of how different people live out different religions.

FreeMcBoot is probably your best way to go, but tbh PS2 emulation is pretty easy nowadays with something like PCSX2. You can find many a guide on YouTube.

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

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I got a great question on my Ramadan thread: do Muslims also need to avoid consumption by proxy in videogames? Does consuming in-game food or drink break the fast? Basically: does your character have to go fast?

The answer is no, unless you happen to be playing Sonic the Hedgehog.

Beef curtains (The best "React" in comedy history) #comedy #funny #jokes #satire #benidorm YouTube video by HE11SWINTER

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Prince Harry says sacrifices by Nato troops in Afghanistan deserve 'respect' after Trump comments Veterans and bereaved families call the comments

"Those sacrifices deserve to be spoken about truthfully and with respect, as we all remain united and loyal to the defence of diplomacy and peace."

President Bonespurs needs to sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to those who served.

It's everybody's favourite @garybrannan.bsky.social on my TV this morning!

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LANDO NORRIS, WORLD CHAMPION.

#f1 #formula1 #abudhabigp

The Official Yogscast Jingle Cats Video 2020 YouTube video by The Yogscast

'Twas the night before Jingle Jam...

There goes Cloudflare again

Good luck, IT folks <3

Vaccines work. Paracetamol does not cause autism. Correlation does not indicate causation.

Release the Epstein files.

A smartwatch screen displaying a BBC Sport notification. The headline reads "Ryder Cup anal..." with the preview text: "Friday's opening foursomes should be most accurate...". A "CLEAR ALL" button is visible at the top of the screen. The watch is on a person's wrist.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Why does the national media and even political commentators keep talking like Linehan was arrested for ‘his gender critical views’? He was arrested for harassment and incitement to violence.

If people were being arrested for ‘their views’ then JK would have been jabbed a long time ago. Fuck me.

ISACK HADJAR FINISHES P3 🤩👏

What a drive from the rookie!

#F1 #DutchGP

"That's right Flanders, I am talking about you!"

No, homeless veterans are not being evicted to make room for asylum seekers A claim that homeless veterans were evicted to house asylum seekers went viral. But it simply wasn't true. Here's what really happened.

No, homeless ex-service people are not being evicted to make space for asylum seekers

Obviously

Please share widely, particularly under the noses of anyone who might have seen the claim elsewhere

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I've said this before, and I'm not advocating political violence or cannibalism more generally, but the UK needs to introduce a social norm that it's OK to kill and eat *anyone* suggesting the NHS becomes 'more like the US system'.

Don't just fight them on this, eat them.

£40,000 gone. Why I'm not being paid for my book YouTube video by OfficialNerdCubed

*cough* www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLWs... *cough*

Midnight launch party over here in the UK then!

a cartoon of homer simpson saying " please please please " ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson saying " please please please "

He's got my vote - I've got everything crossed for him!