Yo.

Why is that thumb wearing a tie?

A TikTok notification that says "important update from TikTok" and underneath it a picture of Dickbutt a simplistic humanoid cartoon character with a dick coming out of his butt

No billionaire becomes that way without stepping on the backs of the working class.

Does she treat them better than average? Absolutely.

Does she treat them in accordance with her wealth?

Absolutely not.

No thanks. If my choice is a man bending the knee before an oligarchy, or a literal billionaire...

In a world full of Taylor Swifts and Snoop Doggs, be a Rhiannon Giddens or Billy Strings

For all my new followers...

Y'all want a beer or something?

Americans: Can we have a healthcare, please?

Trump: Greenland!

Americans: But, we kinda need healthca-

Trump: PANAMA!

Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or-

Government: Bans TikTok

There are two wolves inside me …

No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol.

Yeah...

Yeah.

His son, @samreich.bsky.social , is also brilliant and hilarious.

It's all part of the grift. Raise millions for an inauguration, spend a fraction of those funds, pocket the rest.

That warm fuzzy feeling when I see a post like this about someone I've also blocked

All part of the grift

I can't imagine. 😐

And yet, here we are.

Again...have a better day.

. . .

K

That's unnecessarily aggressive. But, feel free. You're allowed to curate your feed as you see fit. Hope your day gets better.

To be fair...you were spamming AI generated trash.

Art untouched by a human is never a good idea

...so far.

Die Hard, Rent and Gremlins are all Christmas movies.

Fight me

"Marley was dead: to begin with."

I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening

The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is that guillotines need gravity to function

You scumbag,
You maggot,
You cheap lousy MAGAT

[in the spirit of the holidays]

Does...does no one see it?

Does...does no one see it?

Comment section doesn't disappoint

Also

[Wait for it]

Wooooooo!

I'll tell you what South Carolina is going to do.

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Which is one of a dozen reasons we are moving to somewhere more sane.

Another line? Sheesh.

Gimme his socials. I'll drop that dime

South Carolina, drone captured on film