I thought that was the Tootsie Pop. That would explain all the...

Yeah, let's not finish that.

Looksmaxxing did get mentioned in a work meeting today - but in the context of 'weird shit we saw online'.

It gets a bit rough on the other side of the world with some archaic exchange rate BS, but those third party discounts do help.

The next time one of those YouTube movie 'critics' complains about the lack of good movies we should all send them a link to her filmography with a pointed "Really?"

If there is any connection, I hope the Aeldari get a mouth lightning attack in their next codex.

Some people use a banana for scale. Some people are more creative.

It's never too early to teach your kids Signal safety tricks.

Nah, it looks more like what's called a 'cauliflower ear'. They happen when someone takes too many blows to their ears and they swell up. There are many great examples of them in rugby players.

People moan about Star Wars, but the Mando & Grogu movie is designed to work on its own. The previous 3.5 seasons are optional, or can be watched later if you prefer.

PM who actively avoids certain journalists chides the press for not asking him harder questions. Then walks away refusing to answer their questions.

#nzpol

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

The Dragonbane vibes are strong in this one.

My mum got to see the original stage performance of RHPS in London. She was sitting right in front of Curry when he dropped his cape during Sweet Transvestite.

As she tells it, she almost had a heart attack and has loved Curry (and the show) ever since.

Winston Peters would 'promise' to bring in CGT if he thought it would get him an extra few percent in the polls.

Maybe they could get someone arty to make a bike rack that looks like a rack of ribs. Could be a bit of thematic fun.

Here in Aotearoa New Zealand, our variant is right-wing politicians attempting to dilute the power of the Treaty of Waitangi, while also being part Māori themselves.

I'm so Gen X, I know fat-bottomed girls making the rocking world go 'round.

Donny will be happy to know that nobody in America is undergoing "mutilization" since, you know, that's a word he's made up because his brain is basically pudding.

Time spent making a mini you're happy with, and maybe even proud of, is always time well spent.

Sure, the current rules might not have a space for it, but editions of 40k are like trains on the underground. A new one will come along soon and that might have a seat for it.

Ides aren't just limited to March.

The Simpsons - Naked Lunch YouTube video by AreaEightyNine

And now you know how Nelson felt.

Moe throwing Barney out of his bar meme, but it's Christopher Luxon as Moe and Chris Bishop as Barney

#nzpol imitating art

I want to watch Spaceballs with my niece and nephew, but I suspect I'll then also have to watch Alien with them so they can understand why I laugh so hard during the diner scene.

I have no problem with this, but my sister-in-law might.

"Chris Bishop has denied there is a coup happening" says the caption, while the photo is Chris Bishop in focus just over a blurred Luxon's shoulder looking... sort of like he's giving an amused side eye to a co-conspirator

Kudos, photo editor #nzpol

You know what? He does look like a bitch.

You should have come to Aotearoa New Zealand instead. We have no American tourists, but we do have a lot of surprisingly loud Canadians.

Hmm...

You should have come to Aotearoa New Zealand instead. There are no Americans here, but there is a lot of surprisingly loud Canadians.

Hmm...

I was listening to a podcast yesterday and received an ad for our national blood donation service. It was great, I'm certainly the target audience and it was attached to a reputable podcast.

The only issue? I was driving to a donation appointment when it came on. Then I got it again WHILE donating.

Hells yeah. And with 3D printing there a lot of potential for custom Necromold molds.

Aka Friar Tuck, per Pete Postlethwaite in The Lost World.