"8.3% of all invalid brothers are salmon" has got to be a phrase no one in history has said before right

Can't believe they made a Ram Ranch with actual rams.

You'll like my indie game if you played these games:
- Wolfenstein 3D

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Diagram of the cuts of Moomin, tofu from the belly, halloumi from the trotters, Quorn from the prime rib, mozzarella from the Moomin snout

They don’t tell you this in undergrad biology, but

hanging for like a minute a day is the antidote to computer posture

New Villager

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

This church fucks

@zoeydogy.com here’s those photos! It’s was so lovely to meet you!!!

I know the giveaway is already over but I just wanted to share this crazy spin, every other spin the whole run combined only won 35k!

Lovers till the end

You're a lesser imp to me, pal. nothin but a level 1 skeleton archer. I just looted you and got some bone dust and 3 gold. defeated 19 other mobs just like you for this quest, bud. keep talkin

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up in bed, asleep, with a text above them saying "days 1-9:" Then, a text saying "Days 10-13:", above the foxes who continue sleeping, still cuddled up. Underneath text saying "Day 14:", Green fox is awake and alert, with sleepy Blue still snuggled up to him. Green: Huh, I don't feel like being in bed anymore. Green makes a move to get out of bed, while Blue clings to him, trying to keep him there. Green: I'm going to go wash the dishes. Blue: Nooo, my cuddles.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green both scream in frustration, Blue is sweating while Green is shivering. The foxes turn to complain to each other. Blue: It's too hot! Green: I'm freezing! A moment passes as the foxes look at each other, a light bulb of inspiration lighting between them. The foxes hug each other, content, radiating both warm and cold, with a text above them: The embrace of thermoregulation.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed, cuddled tightly together. Green is alert and awake, while Blue seems drowsy and bleary. Green: How's your fever? Blue: Still up. Blue cuddles closer to Green. Green: Anything I can do to help? Blue: Stay. Green closes his eyes, cozying up to Blue. Green: You're warm. Blue: And you're wonderful. Green: So are you. Blue: No I'm not. Green opens his eyes to look at Blue, who's still sleepily cuddled up to him. Green: Why not? Blue: Because I'm too warm.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed, cuddling up to each other. Blue looks groggy, like Green just woke him up. Green: I love how you sound when you snore. Soft purring engine noises. More awake now, Blue turns to look at Green, who looks back with curiosity. Blue: Did you know that you snore, too? Green: No? What do I sound like when I snore? Blue and Green kiss each other. Blue: Like someone was trying to push a bicycle through a woodchipper.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at a framed painting, which is a plain, solid, greyish green square. While Green studies it with a neutral expression, Blue glares at it. Blue: I don't like modern art. It's ugly and pointless. Green: No art is objectively bad or good, that's the point. Blue: Maybe, but this one's just objectively ugly. Green: Everyone's tastes are subjective, but yours are objective? Blue: Yes.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, two cars are passing, a brown and a red car. The red comes to a screeching halt, braking hard to avoid hitting the brown one. Green, inside the brown car: Watch out!! Inside the brown car, Blue is driving, angry, as Green sits on the passenger seat, startled. Green: That other car almost hit us! Blue: They should be more careful. We had the right of way. Now Green also frowns. Green: They don't write it on your tombstone that you were right in the crash, you know. Blue: They should. Green: "Here lies Blue fox, who was righteous in traffic." Blue: Sounds excellent.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming in from the outside, stepping through a door that blows snowy wind at their backs. The foxes have their eyes squeezed shut, and are wearing winter hats. Green: Finally out of the cold! Blue: We have made it to the grocery store! Green shivers with cold. Blue turns to look at him. Green: Brr! It's going to take me a while to warm up again. Blue: And I've got the opposite problem. Blue keeps talking as he starts walking off, now sweating. Blue: Once my heating is on, it takes time to turn off, so I get too hot once I'm back inside. Green frowns as he watches Blue, who has climbed inside a deep freezer, lounging comfortably. The freezer is visibly steaming. Blue: Ah. Much better. Green: Get out of there, you're defrosting the peas.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at a calendar, and Green is turning around to see what he's looking at. One of the days in the calendar is marked in red. Blue: Oh, it's valentine's day today! Blue turns to look at Green. Blue: Should we have done something special? Green: But every day with you is special. Blue: We both forgot to plan anything? Green: Yep.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed, cuddling with their eyes closed. Green has rolled over to Blue's side of the bed, curling around him as the big spoon. His phone is on the other side of the bed, on his pillow. Green, in thought: Sounds like he's asleep. Green turns away from Blue to look at his phone. Blue frowns in his sleep. Green, still in thought: Now for some phone time. Blue turns around, pulling Green to himself in one swift movement of blue-green blur. For a brief fraction of a second, Green's phone remains dangling in the air as he drops it. Having pulled Green into a tight cuddle in the middle of the bed, Blue continues his peaceful sleep. Still wide awake, Green looks at his phone - which now rests on the other side of the bed, just out of reach - with mild longing. Green, still in thought: Ah.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing chess, both studying the board between them. Blue, in thought: If he mvoes that pawn to attack my left, it would leave his right flank eposed, but if- Blue's thought is interrupted as Green leans in to move one of the pawns. Blue watches the move in surprise. Green, also thinking: Can I move this piece over here? Green looks at Blue, who looks at the board between them in astonishment. Blue: Wow. That was not a move I'd have seen coming. Now I have no idea what your plan is. Blue looks up to Green, and both calmly look each other in the eye. Green: Bold of you to assume I have a plan.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting a respectable distance apart, facing each other. Blue: I am a solitary man. I enjoy my personal space. Green: I also enjoy your personal space. With no further warning, Green leaps towards Blue, tackling him to the ground for a cuddle. Blue makes no resistance.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue walks up to Green, who is staring up to the ceiling with a focused frown. Blue: What's wrong with the lamp? Green: Nothing, I'm just trying to trigger a sneeze. Blue raises an eyebrow in confusion. Green turns to look at him, calmly as if explaining the most natural thing in the world. Blue: You're what? Green: You know when you've got to sneeze, but it isn't coming, so you'll look at a bright li- Green is interrupted and knocked over by a very loud, aggressive sneeze. Blue raises his tail over his face to shield himself from it. Once the sneeze is over, Blue calmly looks at Green, who is now laying on his back on the floor. Blue: I'm not that bright. Green: You are my splendid, brilliant sunshine.