If you missed me at Thee Foot Lounge, you missed sucking on these cuties.

Upon review I actually think it’s just an extra who happens to look like Dr. Green from ER

Oooookay, looks like it might be just a real bald guy in glasses 😹

Did no one else see the CGI Dr. Mark Green on the roof of The Pitt when they watch the fireworks??

CRC Kinky Cabaret: April Showers Join the Chicago Rubber Club and Dolly Postpartum an incredible night of kink/fetish themed acts from some of the best drag+burlesque acts.

www.eventbrite.com/e/crc-kinky-...

Another chance to see me this weekend!

4/17 I’ll be performing in Kinky Cabaret produced by @chicagorubberclub.bsky.social

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lol, I was going for Robby, but you’re right about McKay.

I’ll work on my beard and gravelly voice 👻

Halloween costume sorted.

This is rapidly becoming a fan account for The Pitt and I’m not sorry 😹

a man with a beard and a lanyard around his neck is looking down ALT: a man with a beard and a lanyard around his neck is looking down

Noah Wyle is probably the one white man I hate to see cry ❤️‍🩹

Make sure to get your Early Bird tickets so you don’t miss out!!

I haven’t cracked it open yet, but I’ve heard good things too!

My clients know the ways to make me smile.

The other ways are not safe for socials 👻

Philly! I’m coming for you 4/9-11.

Let’s make some memories

Pleased to report that Baby Jane Doe is doing good.

My feet have been through a LOT lately. Come out 4/18 and make them feel better.

My Daddies?

Cherry poppin’

I love when I get to be part of someone’s birthday celebrations!

My inbox was full 🙈😅 try sending again

I may not be able to boogie as much, but I’m still good at a horizontal mambo 😘

Available 3/18-21 and 24-30 in a Chicago.

Let’s dance 💃🏻

Thank you so much 🖤🖤

Could I please be done with foot related problems for awhile?

I had my first bottle walking injury the other night and it cost me my gig this weekend 😡 Injuries are inevitable in circus, but they still suck.

I’m not sure about much these days, but never have I for a second doubted that I could beat up Shia LeBeouf.

Med Nerd Media Recs: Books

- Ask Me About My Uterus by Abby Norman
- The Remedy Ed. Zena Sharman
- Stiff by Mary Roach
- The Woman with a Worm in Her Head by Pamela Nagami
- Pathological by Sarah Fay
- Legacy by Uché Blackstock

Med Nerd Media Rec:

Something the Lord Made (Sargent, 2004) starring Mos Def & Alan Rickman.

Story of Vivian Thomas & Dr. Blalock’s cardiac research in the 30s-40s

Chag Purim sameach!

Today was my first run since September. May my knees forgive me 🙏

I'm baaaaaack! This month I'll be returning to Footnight Chicago and am looking forward to meeting new and old friends there.

2/28 from 1-6pm

RSVP via the Lincoln biio

Felt sad, so I spent entirely too much money on workout clothes and now I feel better, but my wallet is sad 😅