my ovulation period ended. time to go on the sorry i was publicly horny apology tour

the internet can be so much fun when you find your people 🥰

miss me with that fr

i know i’ve been working in an office too long when the way a highlighter feels on paper turns me on a little bit

did the whole finger gun thing to my bf and now i’m wondering what do people in other countries do?? pretend to shank each other??

monogamy? in this economy?? i need a third income just to gas up the cars

you look like a pageant winner (derogatory)

and i would like to take a pilgrimage soon

atlanta is my black mecca

i thought Girls Trip was going to be fun but it’s cringe

it’s horrible but i could watch people making fun of those insane traumatic ANTM photoshoots forever

normalize re-recording a song without problematic people. i’m looking at you Big Bank. YG get back in the booth!

no child left behind was a mistake. a lot of these adults needed to be left behind a couple times

a white man just greeted me with “hey little sister”. i’m taking some mental health days off

after watching the reels my friends sent me i’ve decided all i need is a pager. the internet was a mistake

idk why people keep wishing pregnancy on me. they still don’t know how to handle black women in hospitals. do you want me to die?? i thought we were friends

thank you!!

is it too late to ask for one?

gone girl is my roman empire

my friend keeps wishing pregnancy on me and honestly imma have to demote him to acquaintance because my friends would never wish hell on me

the internet is such a big place. it’s so hard to find your people

white men are OP’ed

explaining to a supervisor at work that being an onlyfans model is not as simple as just having big titties and a camera

fingers crossed this year provides no character development. stop testing me

you can’t convince me pandas are meant to be out in the wild. let us have them as pets

my rendition of a fuckass bob

why do i always run into another black person when i’m looking raggedy?? like girl i’m not dressing up for these white folks but for you, you could’ve given me some warning

places i’m staying this year:
-quiet
-in my own lane
-blessed

i feel so creative after getting my cheeks clapped but it feels in bad taste to roll over and be on my phone jotting down ideas

not at all. life is like bowling. what’s going on in your lane got nothing do to with mine