I don't even read the actual lines. There's no way I'm going to read between them.

If you ask me to perform Riverdance I will (Michael) Flatley refuse

Morning sky

Saturday reminder. I’m turning the fucking sparkle up to eleven today.

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“7pm is the new midnight” I whisper to myself as I climb into bed for the night

Just doing my job.

Hey, who up downwarding their spiral?

i’m sorry for what i said when i was talking

I’m glad our thoughts don't appear in bubbles above our heads otherwise I would be in jail or a mental hospital

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM… oops, I mean good morning

(putting salt and pepper on the rich)

I have a joke about zarathustra but it’s kinda nietzsche

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Faerie Calendar — Bernard Sleigh, 1920
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A manateam of manytees (three chonky little manatees floating in a tank)

In Portuguese a manatee is called peixe-boi (or “bull fish”) and in Dutch zeekoe (or “sea cow”). In English a group of manatees is called an aggregate of manatees, though I think a better term would be either a “manateam” or “manytees” (in the same way a group of dugongs should be called a “dugang”)

Never trust anyone who is always smiling. Or who never smiles. Or who occasionally smiles.

It takes 69 minutes to fly to the south of France. Nice

It’s a pretty great place to be but I’m not exactly impartial😂

A close up view of The Hub, Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The beautiful gothic spire belonging to The Hub in Edinburgh’s Old Town

The Hub, Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

you’re just my typo

I wonder if we'd be happier or sadder as a society if more people randomly broke out into a little song and dance throughout the day

Belonging isn’t for everyone.

Some women are full of sparkling wit, charm and flirtatious banter I however am full of bacon so I think we all know who the real winner is here

i plead not guilty by reason of march madness, your honor

I'm going to stroke your ego so hard

I’m not tall enough to ride this ride

Love and happiness that seems risky.

woke up to my mind telling me that it's monday and my body screaming with indignant rage

my idiotic posts pale in comparison to my idiotic thoughts

My dress today is very twirly AND it has pockets so I am basically unstoppable