Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

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(the midterms can't come soon enough)

Kash Patel is a sniveling little weakling.
He is the obnoxious fuckwad that you wanted to punch in high school.
Now he thinks he's finally popular!

Be advised, he is an obnoxious fuckwad, not to be confused with:

Fuck Wad

Michael Fanone told me that Chump hates this picture.
Thanks, Mike!

Everyone please subscribe to his YouTube channel!

From the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU, Oprah!
Fuck you for foisting Dr. Oz on the country.
Fuck you for foisting Dr. Phil on the country.
Gee, I wonder if someone as fabulously wealthy as Oprah could afford to fund some progressive media in this country?
Thanks Oprah
Thanks for absolutely nothing
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The President of the United States threatened to destroy an entire civilization.

That's something you don't just stop talking about.
Do not let this go down the memory hole, with everything else.
How about we DO something about instead of just talking about it?
Is that to much to ask, America?

I am so fucking disgusted with and outraged at Fucking Swallwell.
What a piece of filth.
Think of how many times that piece of shit looked right into the camera, right at YOU, and fucking lied.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, ERIC.
I BELIEVE THE WOMEN.

I've fucking had it with rapist pigs.
I am furious.

Stop quoting Timothy Snyder, please.
Mr "do not obey in advance" ran away to Canada as soon as he could?
Are you fucking kidding me???
I swear, if one more fucking cocksucker mentions him as some sort of source of inspiration in this authoritarian climate....

Fuck you, Timothy Snyder
COWARD.
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Get your fucking non-existent god out of my fucking government.
Weak minded, gullible fools.

Humans can be so fucking stupid.

Hey Democrats:
What the fuck are you doing?
How the fuck do you let Swallwell get this far without some OPPO RESEARCH?
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?

IF YOU ARE A PHILANDERING PIG, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PARTY NOW

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

His cleanup of the fallout from his Jesus pic:

"Only the fake news can come up with that"

Your standard lie just doesn't seem to be working on the rubes anymore, huh.
Too bad, fatty.

President What About...?

Any time this Chump gets criticized, his little teeny tiny ego just can't handle it.
He argues and spouts off, looking to justify whatever crime or sleazy behavior he is being accused of.
"What about this?"
"What about that?"

He's so goddamned irritating and "less than"

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

(I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

EVERYONE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS:

Conflict of interest doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Chad Bianco really seized over 650,000 ballots based on conspiracy theories that don’t even hold up to basic scrutiny. No credible fraud. No real discrepancy.
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Every Democrat better come out and call for this monster to be impeached.
Regardless of whether or not you think it can pass, CALL FOR IT.
Start hammering the topic home, every fucking media hit that you do.
Every post that you make.
FORMULATE A MESSAGE AND CARRY IT OUT.
Ya know, like "they" do?

If I did, I wouldn't be able to read your post clearly, nor coherently type a reply.
(Hiccup) 🍸🍷🍾🥂🍹🍺

This has been going on for years.

Republicans good
Democrats bad

Biden is old
Trump is just being Trump

6 companies own all the media.
2 of those are owned by Murdoch.
And they all want republican, tax friendly rule.

And everyone looks around at each other and wonders why.

It's infuriating.

STUPIDLY
ARROGANTLY

As usual

Morphed?

Seriously, how many ways can you tell someone to fuck off?

She is a sleazy pig.
Always has been, always will be.

Because

Duh

That's all the analysis required for the magats.

Infuriating

Draft-dodging presidents should not have the power to impose the draft.

The entire stupid world is woke, didn't you know?
It's everyone else.
The adjudicated sexual abuser is God's chosen vessel and he is playing 12 dimensional chess with the world.
And he has the best, the strongest and most powerful vocabulary.
Oh, and he's never made a mistake.
EVER.

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Interesting story. Could be worth following—who knows?

oglobo.globo.com/google/amp/m...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And ven dey go low, ve go high...,oh vait, I meant to cut that part.

Just hook it to my veins YouTube video by sirtuin

Please listen, if you don't already, to The Bob Cesca Show.
It's some of the best (and funniest) political commentary and analysis.
His guest on the interview show this week is the mighty Driftglass.
After listening, all I can say is
JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!
youtu.be/m4xIy1rlJKs?...

I feel like this should be a bigger story.

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🚨 United States of America v. Galvin Learn more.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to obtain Massachusetts' unredacted voter file. A victory for our clients the New England NAACP and the MA Alliance for Retired Americans and the Commonwealth.

My firm is now 4-0 in these cases against DOJ. www.democracydocket.com/cases/massac...

Mushroom Goldmember gets owned again and calls it victory.

Let's be real, Paul
Anyone with half a fucking brain knew that in 2015 when he came down his golden calf elevator with his vampire "wife".
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