I love the tiled board.

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is - we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore." Let's all get up and move around a bit right now... or at least dance.

Vonnegut knew

Oh thats very cool! Thanks for sharing this!

What books would be best/worst candidates?

That is very sweet of you! 💚
I'm so glad when I can share them!

Goopy red growth on a small tree trunk. Looks like smushed bakeapples.

The underside of some fungus growing on a a stick that was on the ground. The stick is being held up to take the picture and it turned out blurry but you can still see the hectic gill pattern.

Some leafy lichen growing on a tree. Much more vibrant a green than any others I'd seen in the area.

Dead trunk covered in black hooflike fungus.

Today's Forest Friends
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That takes some serious linguistic skills!

😨 No kidding.
What's one you would recommend?

By all means, carry it with you if it gives you joy!

Date Idea:
We take turns reading chapters of a book aloud while the listener goes down on the reader. 📚

Don't put TOO much stock in my interpretations - first time I read The Hobbit, I thought hobbits were rabbit people. 😅

Two automotive products on a cardboard display. One is "Deep Creep" and the other is "Trans Tune"

Two reasons why someone might like that post:

this is basically how I do it

I’m standing with my fuzzy torso in frame, wearing a black crop top and black lacey boxers with cutouts on the hips and groin, the crotch bulging out

Two sourdough loaves, scored in a star pattern. One is on a walnut cutting board with 1/3 of it cut away and one is on a cooling rack. There is a bread knife with a wooden handle in the foreground, and a proofing basket in the background.

Three glossy dark brown sesame seed burger buns on a walnut cutting board

The baker —-> The bread

My soft, round butt and hairy thighs wet in the shower

Midnight buttpost

This is a photo of Colombo Store in Surrey, British Columbia. It's next to my favourite momo place, Taste of Himalayas, which is incredible. You should go.

When you're on your way home and need just one more thing

Kimberly’s hand in a black hoody with a embroidered demon skull on the wrist Nails are stiletto black and green aura style cat eyes A nailfie 👻🖤 🖤🧡🖤

Baby I’m back 💅

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In LOTR, Bilbo celebrates his "eleventy-first" birthday (111) and it is referred to as "a rather curious number."

I wonder if it was meant to allude to the ring verse:
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them

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Take us to your breeder!

You gotta slowly work each one out like a drawstring lost inside a hoodie.

Naked elf in front of my plants

Look at my beautiful plants

Dish water bubbles like a butt

These dishes need to calm down

Would definitely cuddle!

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The first dozen times, sure!

Cuties! Thanks for sharing.