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Posts by Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦

If you’re wondering if Trump will waffle ever more on Iran, just remember: any time is TACO time!

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Canada, U.S. trade systems ‘don’t fit together very well,’ Greer says U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer says there is a gap between the Canada and U.S. administrations’ trade philosophies.

“We trade with lots of other countries. We’re big mad that they now want to trade with lots of other countries now, too,” says Greer, whining like the sniveling little bitch that he is.

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Or, and just spitballing here, let them take care of their Russian problem the way the Russians do.

Novichok or P210 work nicely. I mean, if you cannot find an open window, that is.

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And that’s how it’s intended. Insult for insult. Barb for barb.
If I never buy another bottle of JD, I’m good. Crown Royal is smoother anyway.
Licknut best mind his manners. At some point, karma will get him.

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Once you try settee, you never go back…

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Duran Duran - Planet Earth

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Sooo… Georgia allows men in women’s tennis?
Cool cool!

Wait… what… oh they’re not tennis players? This is just more evidence of Trumpian/MAGA misogyny?

Ahhhh, now I get it.

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There is a reason I have rechristened the USA as Dumfukistan.
77M people should have been captured in condoms or kleenex rather than becoming actual voting human brings.

Being that aggrieved AND that stupid should be illegal.

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There would have been one more important casualty. The best sacrifice for the good of the country.

Somewhere in an alternate universe, right now Harris is president because a VC took out Donny on day one. None of his kids were ever born.

Lucky timeline, that one.

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He’s got lots of strings on him

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Wait I thought they had strong new leadership that was communicating with them?

Was that… a lie???

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(Op Midnight Hammer).

Mir ist völlig egal, was du denkst. Ich finde aber, die Situation muss untersucht werden.

Oder gehörst du vielleicht zu diesen bequemen Deutschen – von denen, die gelacht und gesagt haben: „Ach, was kann Hitler schon anrichten?“

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A little thing called RPG - reasonable and probable grounds. I learned to rely on it.
Past actions and comments would indicate the Trump was willing to take drastic actions in Iran. Would that include nuking them?
Well we have his “Whole Civilization Will Die” post. And his post about obliteration

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I read it. Your point?

It’s an allegation that will be hard to substantiate in this toxic, dysfunctional administration.

Would someone leak that info? Hell yeah. And sounds like they did.

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With this admin, do you think that anyone would?

They may leak it, but corroboration would mean one less sane person being a sanity barrier in the federal Dumfukistan administration.

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MAGA and competent people are two Venn diagram circles that will never overlap.

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It’s a credible source making the allegation.
If it came from Tucker Carlson or Alex Jones, everyone would dismiss it.

Plus it’s entirely possible Trump would act in such a reckless way.

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MSN

Musta been a really shit search.

www.msn.com/en-ca/news/i...

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

m.economictimes.com/news/interna...

The first three hits. The fuck you on about?

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Da fucking fuck?!?

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Joys of aging.
Kidney/bladder ultrasound this morning .
Directions say I have to drink 4-8 ox glasses of water.
I do four regular glasses. 14 oz
Plus juice from breakfast.

That was super uncomfortable.

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Big news: I've been chosen as the next Bond!

Actually, scratch that. I misunderstood.

Turns out, I am next on the court docket, and will ‘need’ a bond to be released.

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A corporate bloodbath. And there will be resistance. But without it, America will just be a Russian knockoff.

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If folks thought media was controlled before, it’s worse now. His oligarch pals own most of the outlets or are in process of buying the rest.
Some decent reporters left, but they are abused. No better way to put it.

Whoever comes in next needs to root out all the corruption oligarchic control.

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This from the fucking chud that was gonna solve Russian war in Ukraine on the first day. And we’re over a year in with no strategy and no peace plan. Other than to prop up the Russians.

Media should cut off this noise. Push back. Bonespurs has no clue.

Make that sleep permanent. Mix up his meds.

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Time for my fav org joke:

Q: what distinguishes a Mountie (RCMP) horse from other horses?

A: Its asshole is halfway up its back.

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His end cannot come soon enough.

And regrets? The bullet missed.

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Why couldn’t Kash be a lawyer?

He’d never pass the bar.

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War? Meh, that’s fine. Bomb innocent civilians. Totes normalno.

Hurt animals! Well, let me just clutch my pearls even harder!

Only thing she is influencing me on is to dislike Russians even more.

блядь!

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Yar! Seems they may be taking the Touska and its cargo as “spoils of war.”

That’s called piracy in any other reality.

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Iranian Groundhog Day…

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