🎵 William Henry Harrison,
My name is William Henry Harrison,
And there’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you –grrk

The thirty two day man with a founding father father
Lived a lot shorter by not wearing a parka
Should’ve been a bit smarter, or had a firestarter
At fourteen he was at a college with a private charter

How does a seventh, youngest, son of a founder and
Planter, born not a citizen of a country
Not yet founded it’s acknowledged, tutored at home until college
Grow up to live without staying warm knowledge?

Those Ammon Bundy folks

NYC's Department of Homeless Services (DHS) have been having an extended Michael Bolton moment

I watched sea breams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

Sea breams imply the existence of land breams

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

hamberders

[Filthy Tom Waits voice] 🎵 I'm your Scrub Daddy
put your knife in my mouth
yeah I'm your Scrub Daddy
put your knife in my mouth 🎵

what does it mean to "elevate" fraud, is that like a restaurant selling a thirty dollar taco? Is there someone at WaPo with a spine?

Jeffrey Dahmer says the eating of human flesh is a return to previous norms

Trying to parse this headline and getting stuck on the image of office shelves

Took my son into the city to check out this marching band, which was pretty cool, but now I'm worried I may have put some excessive expectations on him

a little girl with blue eyes is wearing a black head scarf Alt: a creepy little girl with glowing blue eyes, from the 1984 Dune film

MFW they want to take away spice

"Also, get some urinals in here! And what's with all the women in this men's room? And they're acting like I'm the one who doesn't belong here"

he probably couldn't see the hat when they asked for his name, or it just said ИOЯ

i need everyone to understand

prisons have now officially become forced detransition conversion camps

i am begging you all to stay safe, things are getting dark

for cis people, they are making new laws to imprison us and now this when they do, this. do the math, this is a genocide. we need help.

"despite"

"Donahue, a self-proclaimed cowboy who participated in the raid on horseback" honestly would love to learn that something bad happened to him

Plus the three to five guys responsible for making sure nobody spits (etc) in his food

honey, nut, cheerio

Had a little too much of the risotto wine and decided to commit to a bit

Another year of not giving my kids the chance to ruin thanksgiving with the William S Burroughs prayer (I say it myself before taking the cover off the Three Siblings succotash)

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

"dread living" as in "they live as dreads"?

The professor has been fired and senior administrators removed from their post. No mention of this in the New York Times, The Free Press, The Atlantic or other outlets who drove the campus speech moral panic.

BREAKING — The family abducted by ICE is returning home, per email from Sackets Harbor Superintendent: