In my defense, I had too many jello shots that we shaped like little ghosts.

Though I will admit that singing "Werewolves of London" 5 times during karaoke may have been the start of a series of mistakes

I haven't been invited back to the Monster Mash ever since "The Incident"

still waiting for the call that this has all been a mistake and i actually belong in a '90s halloween children's book

I'll probably never be "famous" famous, but maybe I can be like "urban legend" famous

I'm kinda glad, actually. I want more ghosts out and about, going about their spooky business unbusted

Growing up, I really thought ghostbusting was going to be a much more viable career choice

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Terrifying tales that will haunt you to your core.

Gruesome monsters hunting for their next meal. Vengeful spirits punish the guilty. Twisted flesh spreading like cancer.

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Yeah, it does feel like that. I finished it tonight. Once it gets going for real, it stays pretty good. There are some bits I'm not sure I understand, but I really enjoyed it. It's a pretty refreshing series.

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12 horror films to get to know me:

1. Saw
2. Hellraiser
3. It Follows
4. Raw
5. In the Mouth of Madness
6. May
7. American Mary
8. Braid
9. The Long Walk
10. The Blackcoat's Daughter
11. Event Horizon
12. Martyrs

Spooky is never “out of season”! 💀🖤🌻

Hey, I'm 6 episodes in now. I'm really enjoying it. Looking back, it almost feels like episodes 1-2 were a bit of a false start, in terms of tone. I do wish the show had maintained the surreal vibe of the first episode, but I'm digging it

Sounds like you're doomed. That's too bad

Now that's really scary

Graphic of a bloody pen that says, "Write a horror story using only 3 words"

"It's Monday again"

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It's a new week. Rise and shine, let's get this dread 🦇

Stay Spooky, everybody

That's a great idea for a party. I might have to talk some friends into dressing up

I've made it to Order of Ecclesia. Never played this one before. It's hard.

If you're new to my work, this is the perfect place to start. If you like it, I have plenty of other spooky stories to give you the creeps

Vampire hunting may appear glamorous, but half your time is just spent trying to manage your PPE situation

Pic of a bunch of Gengar and Haunters Text: spooky boys getting ready to cause some mischief

My kind of gang

The Fear Factory is open for business

Do kids still read Flowers in the Attic when they're way too young?

My only sin is Sinning constantly sinning [Illustration of a nun spanking a monk]

Happy Sinday, lovely weirdos

"Bleeder" by artist Walter Oltmann.

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