Which have you enjoyed the most so far? Still kills me she started doing this kind of thing not knowing a word of Mandarin.

Need to see you throw down against Michelle Yeoh in a movie. Your moves are awesome!

it’s been very cool to see one of federal way’s finest helping people and making community happen wherever he goes. norm’s a good dude, and what he does is inspiring

I'm screaming. Y'all. Read the alt text. Please. 😭🤣

hot dogs watching hot dogs from heaven 🫡

Last Palabra cocktail in rocks glass next to a glass of water. The bar shelves are in background.

Staying on the mezcal train, followed up with:
Last Palabra: Siete Misterios mezcal, Fontbonne herbal liqueur, Luxardo, lime, cherry (hiding in the back).
A really lively riff on The Last Word, the Fontbonne isn’t Chartreuse but it’s a little in the ballpark and the whole drink is a fun variant.

Smoke & Reverie cocktail in a ridged rocks glass.

Find myself at loose ends so I thought I’d try a new bar in the neighborhood. Opened with Smoke & reverie: Rosalina mezcal, Benedictine, cynar, Xocalatl mole bitters, orange peel. As herbal as advertised. Cynar and mezcal isn't something I would have thought to put together but it works for me.

he's been hanging there for 20 minutes now

Parachutist stuck on VT scoreboard

is this good

THIS IS NOT WHAT “CHOOSE THE BEAR” WAS
ALL ABOUT!

….fuck.

Absolute scenes in here

Love to see it.

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

"Balls to the walls" derives from the Old English "Manparts to the ramparts".

Rory McIlroy now has more major titles (6) since February 1996 than the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins (5)

I’m an atheist, but this shit is straight up the devil’s work.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

perfect franchise

The Boston Strangler was nothing more than a casual acquaintance of Ian's, with whom he had completely normal financial and personal dealings

Sorry (not sorry).

I was married to you. Don’t have to tell me twice. *ducks*

*realizes pot-kettle dynamic*…fuck.

That’s a repost level down if you click through. My bad.

The line about protagonism is all timer.

there's a porno series based on being attracted to Dragon Quest style npcs who just repeat the same line endlessly and it looks like a lars van trier movie or a abstract stage play

Idk how that became a fetish but I guess it did

Jean-Claude Van Damme Action Movie Legend Lowered Price

Out: Baby Shoes, never worn
In: Cameo from Action Movie Legend Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lowered Price

I need to bring my dog with me in public because he
- retrieves ammo from enemies that have died in hard to reach places
- alerts me to tripwires and mines
- can be used to carry up to three inventory items

Relax, We Can’t Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Threatens to Murder Millions of People “At what point does ’He’s an America First warrior unafraid to ruffle liberal snowflake feathers’ turn into ’He’s a genocidal megalomaniac who is all but cer...

"The problem is the 25th Amendment doesn't provide a clear litmus test for determining when a president is 'unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office.' Is it when he’s constantly falling asleep in public? When he says, 'Praise be to Allah'? It’s impossible to tell."
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