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A charcoal drawing of Softie as a cat.

A charcoal drawing of Softie as a cat.

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a video game character with the name kepler on the bottom right corner Alt: max reaches out to hold chloe's face as she cries

Starting my first playthrough of Life is Strange: Reunion tonight!
twitch.tv/rage_kage_games

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A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

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Melancholy doggie
You've got me on the go
Melancholy doggie
I'm all a quiver

What a mess you're making
The neighbours want to know
Why I'm always shaking
Just like a flivver

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My cat sitting on an ottoman looking a bit annoyed. His front legs are angled further forward than you would expect.

My cat sitting on an ottoman looking a bit annoyed. His front legs are angled further forward than you would expect.

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(It was in the middle of the season, too, so the next episode everyone was back to iPhones. At least, that's what I remember.)

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My memory of the first season of House of Cards is that everyone had iPhones except for one episode where everyone had Androids, a change that was never mentioned or explained. I've always been curious as to how the behind the scenes licensing deals were worked out and what they said.

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One of the reasons I know Lies of P is a good game is that whenever one of the characters refers to someone, who I know is my character but they don't, I point excitedly to myself and say "That's me!!"

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I don't remember what "death is the only escape for capitalism" was a caption for, but mainly because it works for a remarkably high percentage of photos.

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Occasionally I poke through the archived version of my long deleted Twitter account and find stuff like this.

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Hey @talcotts.bsky.social , remember when you went to the (I think) Ohio State Fair in 2019 and I turned your tweets about it into a strange 'Canticle/Scarborough Fair' parody, which @beefanddairy.bsky.social retweeted?

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My cat sitting on my lap giving me the side-eye

My cat sitting on my lap giving me the side-eye

Nicely done!

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a box of variously ripe avocados, with a nicely done logotype reading, in green:
EMERALDS IN THE ROUGH 
Avocados
(with a big swash)

a box of variously ripe avocados, with a nicely done logotype reading, in green: EMERALDS IN THE ROUGH Avocados (with a big swash)

a fruit box of some sort with two 1940s-ish caricatures shaking hands affectionately, with COUSINS emblazoned over their heads. 
the box under that says DEL LAGO and shows a round green basin with water in it?

a fruit box of some sort with two 1940s-ish caricatures shaking hands affectionately, with COUSINS emblazoned over their heads. the box under that says DEL LAGO and shows a round green basin with water in it?

ONION KING in dark green with a red and green crown on a veggie box, Green Onions in a handwriting font underlined in red

ONION KING in dark green with a red and green crown on a veggie box, Green Onions in a handwriting font underlined in red

some good recent produce boxes

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Me lighting a candle: Let’s make it a nice chill mood in here
Inventor of the candle the night before they invented the candle: FUCK this SUCKS

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Where does chocolate milk fit into this?

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On the left, a wrapper of a Russell Stover brand Big Bunnt Dark Chocolate and Coconut Cream treat. On the right, the largely shapeless but maybe slightly rabbit shaped blob of chocolate it contained.

On the left, a wrapper of a Russell Stover brand Big Bunnt Dark Chocolate and Coconut Cream treat. On the right, the largely shapeless but maybe slightly rabbit shaped blob of chocolate it contained.

It’s too bad we don’t have the technology to make realistic-looking bunnies out of chocolate.

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Jumping into some Horizon Forbidden West now!
twitch.tv/rage_kage_games

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(Before I was born, there was a saying “nobody was ever fired because they bought IBM.” Getting stuff from IBM was just the default, so you wouldn’t get in trouble for buying from them, even if there were better options available. But if you bought something else, and it didn’t work out…)

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You know what they say, nobody ever got fired into space for buying Microsoft.

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Director William Malone on Forbidden Planet (1956) - Ticklish Business Podcast We're going deep into space with a look at this 1950s sci-fi classic

🚨NEW TICKLISH BIZ🚨 Director William Malone joins me to talk about 70 years of FORBIDDEN PLANET! We also chat about how he got into collecting items from the movie which involves scouring the former MGM lot. Not jealous at all. Watch or listen at the link.

thefilmmaven.com/forbidden-pl...

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He first nominated Harriet Myers for that seat, and I wonder how she would have turned out.

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This will be fun and you should watch or maybe join in on some games! I’m planning to try out multiplayer mode on Slay the Spire 2 at least, hopefully some of the other games too!

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turner the trans tenor's Fundraiser Profile | 401 Gives 2026 Help turner the trans tenor's fundraiser efforts for 401 Gives 2026

My friend Turner, who has played washboard and sung with me on occasiion, is raising money for Youth Pride, Inc in Rhode Island. If you have a few bucks to spare I know they would appreciate it! Here is their fundraising page: www.401gives.org/p2p/649807/t...

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In the World Gone Wrong apocalyptic audio drama podcast, "How are you?"-type greetings have been replaced with "Are you baseline?"

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turner the trans tenor's Fundraiser Profile | 401 Gives 2026 Help turner the trans tenor's fundraiser efforts for 401 Gives 2026

My friend Turner, who has played washboard and sung with me on occasiion, is raising money for Youth Pride, Inc in Rhode Island. If you have a few bucks to spare I know they would appreciate it! Here is their fundraising page: www.401gives.org/p2p/649807/t...

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You’re almost there - I think you removed an incorrect letter at some point.

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I'm not sure I've seen it used that way before. May not be legit!

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