I’m sorry you guys, IG saw it first! 🤫

It’s a… flex! 🤭

Hahaha, I still like you! ❣️

Spent 40mins at the sauna and am so chill I look like I just woke up! Wish I had the time to do this on a daily basis. 🤞

OR - I got two eggs. And we won’t have to compromise one for the other 🥸

My gym had great amenities, including deodorant and hair products.

They had this new sea salt spray that I used yesterday and I loved it on my hair. So I went to take a pic to see where I can find it in the shops.

It was sea salt deodorant… 🤡🫠

This long weekend is teaching me that I should be a millionaire so that work is just a hobby and not give a fuck. 🎈

Yay for migraine and pistachio cream.🤤 Will need to get the bigger jar next time.

Had my haircut and asked my barber to do the “mullet-y thing”. Wish I could show it off proper because it’s 🔥

Food poisoning while travelling was not fun. At least I looked good for the flight back! 🤡✈️

Everybody Needs a Man (feat. Maya Simantov) [Club] [Club] by Offer Nissim on Apple Music Song · 2014 · Duration 6:14

Trashy Europop is on again in the gym. 🎧 💃🏋️

Hahahah, my counter argument is - if you stare at my screen long enough to make anything out, that’s on you 😆

What’s my commission? 😆

Forgot that I took the privacy screen protector off my phone. And been freely browsing bsky in the gym.

Oh well… 🫠

Same - “as if…”

Need to start therapy again. This is a regression from a year ago 🥲

I need to do away with the whole “he’s too hot for me” insecurity. ☠️

Please stop farting, we’re all trapped in this tin can together….

You haven’t known fear until you fail rep two of your top squat set with the safety bar one pin too low. 🥲

Looks like it, and I love it! Yours is like ~3wks overdue, but still - Χρονια πολλα!! :)))

naww thank youuu ❤️

Happy birthday bby! 🥳

_some_ dignity. Haha!

Enjoy WFH while I’m in office, trying to be delightful 🤡

I’m sure it’s a Mediterranean mother’s fault. Just imagine the moment an unsolicited FaceTime video call comes through

I love the idea of WFH in my pants, but also love being in the office and socialising - I had missed that so much.

My colleagues celebrated my name day yday and I hadn’t even told them about it. 😭 it’s never happened before.

Hahaha! Right? I want to feel the tension and then anger otherwise we’re changing positions and I’m elbowing his muscles instead see how he likes it 😂

Also, I need to find a good massage place in London. 😌

Forced calmness and relaxation triggers me even more! 😂

Or something epic from 2WEI?!

Oh, I can tell you the exact step at the exact set of traffic lights on the Old str roundabout! 😂

A few years ago I was on a lunch break with my bestie, and as we were about to cross the road I get a notification that my mother joined IG. Never have I ever blocked someone that fast 😂