Imagine if Bernie won the 2016 election.

a woman wearing a mask is riding a stuffed horse in front of a sign that says no on it ALT: a woman wearing a mask is riding a stuffed horse in front of a sign that says no on it

Everyone getting excited about huge Democrat rallies 6 months too late & 3 years before there might be another election

Not an introvert or an extrovert but a secret third thing where I draw my energy from listening to the same song a thousand times in a row until it means absolutely nothing to me anymore and I hate myself for it

why isn’t anybody doing fucking ANYTHING

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

The answer to everything #hopecore YouTube video by Pearlmania500

This is the best rant I’ve ever done. I don’t think I will ever top it:

youtube.com/shorts/DoE6R...

Knowledge is power…

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.

Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

Screenshot from Apple Maps, more zoomed in, showing “Gulf of Mexico”

Screenshot from Apple Maps, more zoomed out, shows “Gulf of America”

some weird things going on with Apple Maps depending on how zoomed in you are….

I would love to not be sick anymore 😭

a man in a hooded cloak is screaming with the words * cackle * written below him Alt: Emperor Palpatine cackling.

It’s hilarious watching people who had no issue with published Reylo fan fic suddenly draw the line at published Dramoine fan fic, because Draco was a “wizard nazi.”

Um, I hate to break it to you.

Jacob Wrestling the Angel, Italian School, 17th century, 📸 by @Photography514

great googily moogily

“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

I think I've hit upon a major reason I love Saquon Barkley so much and it's that not only does he embody pure excellence -- just Plato's form of athleticism, with all the creativity and play included in that -- BUT ALSO there's a complete absence of toxic masculinity.

a portrait of two women murdering man

trying to view positive content

DID YOU KNOW?

New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.

Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

It's cruel that I have to "do work" in order to "make a living" after the Eagles won the Super Bowl instead of just watching highlights for the rest of my life.

Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection PHILADELPHIA—With a hush falling over the city as millions choose to stay indoors and focus on taking deep, slow breaths, Philadelphia residents have been enjoying a quiet week of Super Bowl victory r...

Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection

bread and circus

still laughing at the array of skill players on the field who all got upstaged by the Eagles defensive line deciding it was ogre party time

kansas city got a first down on their very first play last night! their next first down was in the third quarter

Emily Austin @emilyraustin We went from kneeling during the National Anthem to a Halftime Show showcasing USA Flag colors! We're so back 8:38 PM • Feb 9, 2025

George @BehizyTweets A few years ago, they were endorsing burning the USA flag, and now Samuel L. Jackson is Uncle Sam at the Super Bowl. Hollywood is desperately trying to get America to pay attention to them again. 8:30 PM • Feb 9, 2025

Omar Navarro @RealOmarNavarro FINALLY a non woke Satanic halftime show Kendrick Lamar is showing off the American Flag I LOVE THIS 8:42 PM • Feb 9, 2025

Svishtakrit @svishtakrit We are so back... finally, NFL joins in celebrating US Flag instead of disrespecting during half time... pardon me if he said something offensive, but the flag display by the performers was amazing.. I didn't pay attention to lyrics... 8:37 PM • Feb 9, 2025

way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America

Kendrick is truly operating on another level from the rest of us. Like I enjoy him in general, but I also have to go read a write-up about all the layers I inevitably miss, which delights me.

Jalen hurts

Jalen hurts

I’d let him butter my bread.