I have always loved being a cashew because I get both sets of holidays, and more importantly, the ability to make fun of both

and it is still infinity times better to be the kind of person who loves monarch butterflies, and the mosaic tilework on an ancient mosque, and kids whose names you'll never know running around a field kicking a soccer ball, than the kind who views them with indifference, but it is also painful

any Mary Roach!!

guys, 12 tons of kitkat bars were stolen two days ago, why have there been no candy heist jokes on my timeline? the possible gimme-a-break-based puns alone... I'm so disappointed

but claire!! there are so many slime tutorials that you could be watching instead

I told a friend about this and she informed me of another channel which has the x-files and xena: warrior princess, the domination of 1996 continues

hahahaha listen, victor absolutely knew what he was doing in Every Single Role he played, straight men could only wish

plus he bagged lena olin, obvi he had game

(ok my bluesky notifications put this on the other one, so) I am so glad I am not the only one consumed with the possibilities of small redheads with too much energy and impeccable comedic timing!!!!

lol that's because you had Taste

would buy instantly. we could save hollywood.

honestly v forward thinking of you, he just said he was proud he was raised with fermented beans for breakfast instead of cereal because it's full of chemicals and sugar, he'd actively be the hot one now

but then again I just watched a murphy where she asks mr. sheffield out after fully berating him and he obviously has a thing for her, so there was hope sometimes!!!

what the 90s were trying to tell us about dateability was actually true insanity, and yet here I still am!!!!

oh my god there was just a lightly coded ad for an actual phone sex hotline. you can go back again.

maura tierney and brooke shields just come in sometimes and stare in exasperation at the hijinks until they start talking and realize they're both the crazy ones for thinking they're not absolute catches because they have *some* neuroses

also the two carolines I've caught so far have had kathy griffin and vicki lewis as guest stars, would've loved a sitcom where their "wacky work best friend" lives from newsradio and suddenly susan overlapped

found out my olympics box has a channel that plays caroline in the city, suddenly susan, and murphy brown, I'm afraid I will now be too busy pretending it's 1996 for anything else

The way Ed Harris looked at Amy Madigan when her name was read was one of the most beautiful things. Just sheer love and pride and trust and oh my god I’m already welling up.

oh my god, thank you, I thought I was losing my mind

horrifyingly, the WGSU is still on strike, but the execs are coming back to the table tomorrow, so come picket with me in support! I can even kinda walk now!!

Stumble is everything and I CANNOT have this be another Girls5Eva everyone get on board RIGHT NOW

Tim Daly Joins Wife Téa Leoni in NBC Comedy Pilot ‘Newlyweds’ Tim Daly and Téa Leoni are "Newlyweds" -- both in real life and in the NBC comedy pilot of the same name.

only nbc comedy understands me and my needs variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Mary Carrillo is the best part of the olympics and we have strayed too greatly from her genius

the link bc they didn't air it in primetime like they should: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIi6...

the executive staff of the WGA forced the employees' union out on strike today, and I want to say on behalf of the hardest working people I know: I am deeply, deeply disappointed in my Guild. this better be resolved before I can walk, executive staff!! I am a v talented picketer & I will use it!!!

italian skier, 10 months out from smashing every bone in her leg: of course I'll throw myself down this mountain again at the olympics and win gold

me, 3 months out from reconstructive ankle surgery: thrilled to be able to get in my shower, thinking of never doing anything active ever again

excuse me, what do you mean the french biathalon winner just got out of prison for stealing money from her teammate that she also just won the gold medal in team competition with

and why did I not find out about this from nbc's olympic coverage

oh, really, probability machine? it slows them down? always?? why don't we ask the 5 professional commentators with years of experience we have employed? oh, the earth-destroying tech monster needs advertising? cool cool cool cool

the ai in this olympics commercial is saying skiers are slower in the air when the event following it immediately after shows the skier's post-jump speed faster than the entry. incredible.

ok canadians are also using "I'm too sexy" but paired with RuPaul and they turned to the left and turned to the right, I am so sorry Lithuania, gold medal to Canada

using Right Said Fred including the line "I'm too sexy for Milan" is the most iconic Milan Olympics move, gold medal for song choice, Lithuania