I scrolled through so many responses looking for this reference. 😂 Thank you!

Excellent panic singing and holy crap, that was such a close ending!

I would definitely wear that! Handmade gifts are so cool!

They are amazing!!!

Oh, you don’t. That feeling doesn’t go away.

But I’m sure Webcomic Studio will be great and it will all be worth it!!!

A zombie would starve alone with him.

Thank you for this! Well said and it quelled my anxiety about my career a bit.

🤦 for the bad puns I often make 🙃

@sheaserrano.bsky.social "(If you wanna cancel your subscription right now, I completely understand.)"

*facepalms and sighs*

*upgrades to Founding*

Thank you for making it!

James Bond, but as the new drummer for Spinal Tap

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

Forbidden Romance - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

I can’t hear that song without thinking of this now. Either you’re welcome or I’m very sorry: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi67...

It me

You: take two hours to read one book.

Me: assumes a large language model processing my request using probabilities, regurgitating it to 17 others, then sifting through the slop they return to form a cohesive hallucination is returning accurate info

I’m glad we’re not the same. More books, please!

These are the same Senate Democrats who lectured the base for years about the importance of preserving the filibuster so it would still be available when Democrats were in the minority

Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.

Hey, love Elon Musk or hate him, you must admit he deserves to be buried under 7000 tons of raw sewage. Credit where due.

February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.

sorry man, I’ll be busy eating a bowl of thumbtacks instead

@clairelamman.bsky.social does something similar for her astrophysics papers (cmlamman.github.io/paper_summar...) and has started a collection of others who do the same. Not exactly what you were talking about, but I love the way she manages to make astrophysics far more accessible to people!

Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons, sitting in the back of a school bus with nobody else on it. Caption reads: “*chuckles* We’re in danger”

Chapter 1 of “On Tyranny” is titled “Do Not Obey in Advance.”

*watches tech companies give money to the inaugural fund, companies end DEI initiatives, banks withdraw from net zero alliance before Trump even takes office*

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

@hankgreen.bsky.social just finished the saga of the Carls. Love your writing and the story! Just wanted to say thank you so much and to plead with you for more Hank Green books! 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

A light blue t-shirt featuring United States President Herbert Hoover with a darker blue knit hat, black rimmed glasses, a mustache with curly ends, and a beard sketched on him.

Hipster Hoover t-shirts and hoodies are now available from The Dumbest Apparel store. Hipster Hoover: Destroying the economy with tariffs before it was cool.

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