Bard Hyur named Midnight Penance. He's wearing metallic bondage belts, a metal blue jacket with spikes, a tasteful metal thong, and a pair of designer running shoes. A sexual road warrior if you will.

Seeker of Hidden Truthes Midnight Penance

Lalafell Astrologian named Harry Truman. They are wearing one of the artifact armor sets for Astrologian

Harry Truman

Hyur Dancer named Hodhad Yorvetr. He's wearing only a blue leopard speedo and red bandana

Hodhad Yorvetr

Hyur wrestler named Johnny Mundo, from Lucha Underground. His picture looks like a ffxiv portrait even down to the red dps, and he's wearing no shirt, sunglasses, and a studded belt.

Johnny Mundo

Au Ra Samurai named Bilbo Stabbins. He is wearing a top hat with cards in it, a manderville suit, and thigh high boots.

Bilbo Stabbins

Hyur Bard Named Snorkala Morkie. he is wearing a fashionably cyan suit with white pants and mask.

Snorkala Morkie

Roegadyn White mage named Bald Fury that is wearing a gold shirt. Despite the name, it is unknown if Bald Fury is bald due to the fact he is wearing a hat.

Bald Fury

Hrothgar white mage named Nice Anbolho. He is wearing the Fat Cat Attire died pink.

Nice Anbolho

Viera ninja named Apple Donut and Au Ra dancer named Cinnamon Bread.

Apple Donut and Cinnamon Bread

Au ra astrologian named Winsloi Tusten and Hrothgar warrior named Biff Buncher. They both have identical portraits of them shushing you with white lace and roses surrounding them

Winsloi Tusten and Biff Buncher

Viera ninja named Gabriel Miller. He is wearing the most normal clothes I've seen in this game, a navy t shirt and white trunks.

Gabriel Miller

It could be... always good to double check...

Gunbreaker named Time Twister. In his portrait, he is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses, and is on all fours. He looks like you caught him mid searching for something on the ground.

Time Twister

Hyur Sage named Aether Ventus and Hyur Ninja named Trent Brandt. They look like the same exact guy except in slightly different clothes.

Aether Ventus and Trent Brandt

Hyur Ninja named Banana Fruitbar. His portrait is him standing in space wearing pink sunglasses, a tied Hawaiian shirt, a pink belt, yellow short shorts, gold shoes, and glowing ninja swords

Banana Fruitbar

White Hrothgar Viper named Zio Dyne. He is completely nude with the exception of a leopard speedo, Carbuncle ears and slippers, and a Namazu bell.

Zio Dyne

Hrothgar dancer named Loki Pokie The Perfect Legend. He has black fur, and is wearing whie and gold robes.

Loki Pokie The Perfect Legend

Hyur Bard named Frank Mirey. He is wearing no shirt and a gold hat, gold pants, gold gloves, and gold shoes.

Frank Mirey

Hyur Scholar named Many Numbers. Many Number's portrait is them in Fall Guys promotional clothes clutching their head in pain.

Many Numbers

Roegadyn Viper Named Cazuela Bigmac. He is dressed exactly like Ronald McDonald.

Cazuela Bigmac

Au ra Bard named <Transdimensional Tycoon> Geronimus Prime. He is wear space gear colored bright red and blue and is wearing cyan sunglasses.

Geronimus Prime ripping it on guitar in Limsa Lominsa

Geronimus Prime

you are so ungrateful

Lalafell monk named Steamed Broccoli. they are wearing the fat chocobo outfit with the nier 2b thigh high boots.

Steamed Broccoli

Fisher Hyur named Hatsune Miku-dayo. She looks exactly like how you think she looks.

Hatsune Miku-dayo

Viper Roegadyn named Thomdril Merrilin. He looks like a combat ready Colonel Sanders.

Thomdril Merrilin

Red Mage Hyur named Frank Herbert (you know like the author of Dune) wearing a red onion knight set

Frank Herbert

Hrothgar Machinist named The Moogler. He is completely nude and is wearing a moogle head.

The Moogler

A miqote samurai named Elizabeth Afton

Chat log of Elizabeth Afton saying "Welcome to Five Night's At Freddy experience. For your safety and the children's safety.. Run, run away.

Elizabeth Afton

A ffxiv pc named Hunk Papa who is dressed up as a snowman

Hunk Papa