In my defense! I’m STOHNED! Ugh tough crowd

I can’t believe I missed Christine Baranski 😭

I need an all female movie starring:
1) Florence Pugh
2) Kate Winslet
3) Kathy bates
4) Helen hunt
5) Emily blunt
6) Jennifer Hudson
7) Sandra Bullock
8) Keke Palmer
9) Viola Davis
10) Helen Mirren

A hottie in my neck of the woods?!

Pilanesburg served cunt let me tell you!

the gay couple in Weapons lowkey deserved what they got for wearing matching Disney tees…

Baby girl Holly! #cat #imstoned don’t worry those Trump stickers say “fuck Trump”

I say this with my full chest. Kim Davis is an insufferable cunt. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re going as slutty Aunt Gladys from Weapons?

I’m jealous Mortimer has no idea how shitty the country is…. Happy caturday!

I’m also parsing them out and waiting impatiently! 😭

The hair in scream 3 is so cunt! Chunky 👏 Angled 👏 Highlighted 👏 Confusing 👏 #parkerposey #scream3 #courtneycox

Two men in grey suits with matching periwinkle bow ties sit with their heads together holding hands on concrete steps with black iron railing. Behind them is a peaked red door in a gothic archway of red brick.

Just heard that the historic church where we were married is closing. The church was founded in 1870, and it felt so powerful to have our names listed as grooms in the registry alongside all the couples married there who could never have imagined a wedding like ours.

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Looking goooooood sir

Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren’t selfies (although technical one is a selfie so sue me)

Find yourself a hubby that will go to couples pole with you 😘 @ezeinco.bsky.social

Pole shoes: activate

That shirrrrrrt

Total Recall (1990): The Musical basically writes itself

a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with curly blonde hair

Obsessed with SHARN tone in total recall 💅

trans people are pretty great

pass it on

Post a gif of a fictional death that devastated you

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Sarah Michelle Gellar sure did serve cunt during her chase scenes and died in style in 1997

A little invert never hurt nobody
#pole

If you see this, post a witch 🧙🏽‍♀️

Got rid of all my socials except Bluesky so have nowhere to post my pole class and progress. Enjoy!