Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, asking "You know what the best part of my day is?"

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, saying "It's for about ten seconds: from when I open BlueSky and it's broken and I'm waiting for it to load."

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck: "'Cause I think maybe it'll never load and they'll never fix it and you won't be there."

NYT email notification with the typo "Bod Odenkirk"

Now imagining Bob Odenkirk referring to his corporeal form as "the Bod Odenkirk."

I was so mad when AMC stopped offering caffeine-free diet coke flavors as an option from their dispensers, but then I realized it was probably me and like three other people.

Just finding out they rebooted "Malcolm in the Middle." I thought Muniz already had more money than he would ever know what to do with, and isn't he a NASCAR driver now?

The Fanfare Around the Band Geese Actually Was a Psyop The Brooklyn band Geese was labeled an “industry plant” by those who questioned its sudden ubiquity. Maybe it was.

You're tellin' me people are juicing the algorithms to expand their reach?? And that some of what comes across people's feeds might not be organic??? Say it ain't so.

Feels like summer ⚡⛈️🌳

Avondale neighborhood

It's crazy how much of the world's collective attention is wrapped up in weirdos from the internet who seem to have no idea how to act when another person is physically in the room with them.

Got the dogs out JUST in time. Lightning on all sides. Wild stuff.

Calling out a contradiction does not mean you've cornered the market on the truth.

screen grab from tv news saying “quote from petard victim” up top and “what are you gonna do, hoist me?” below

damn, got ‘em

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the shrill histrionic male tree swallow and myself as the calm & reasonable female tree swallow. It's over.

A little shame, as a treat.

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

Shorts weather!

(That's all.)

It sucks so much that this in itself wasn't disqualifying enough.

Orban achieved a level of authoritarian consolidation unthinkable here and they still successfully got rid of him. Never let the doomers have the final say.

Lol. That's just my life now.

Realizing it might soon be time to jump to Astro. Had to bang my head against the wall a few times getting all the Sequoia stuff stood up with Gatsby. But the thought of switching again kinda makes me want to die.

Screenshot of a comment section on one of my recent blog posts

Yoooooooo, comments are back, now in @sequoia.pub form with some modifications.

Still figuring out comments, as you can see. Please pardon our progress.

Behold, the Future A reminder from ‘The Deuce’ that all is transitory as I explore new ways to carry this Web 1.0 space forward

New adventures in DIY publishing over here. Thanks to Buttondown and sequoia-cli, this blog's now available in via the Atmosphere and as a newsletter. To what end, I'm not sure yet, but it's been fun to set up.

It'll be podcasts all the way down within a couple years, right? I'll have one, you'll have one. Every convo will be a guest appearance by a friend of the pod. Every train ride, every meal order, every walk, every belch properly mic'd and recorded—to be downloaded "wherever you get your podcasts."

How- ... how does it know???

Not to be all toxic nostalgia about it, but give me back the Big Ten of my youth.

I appreciate that he keeps his other thumb holstered for the duration.

Most of the reactions I've seen to "The Drama" are from people treating the movie so *seriously*. It was not a drama! It's foolish to approach it like one.

"Cocaine Bear" sequel practically writes itself.

The amount of boiled broccoli I had to endure ...

Lol, "State of Fear" was such a weird pivot.

He's basically a Ken whose job is sunglasses.