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Posts by Simple Farmer Anjohl

Ah... Oh, doctor.. You're such a nice young man, aiding your elders..

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Ah, No doctor.. My head!

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

You must stop saying that name, my head hurts merely hearing it! I do not know of this man!

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

*The simple farmer sprawls himself out dramatically atop the biobed.*

Oh, Doctor! Why is it that this keeps happening! I am but an innocent man..

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Oh, Doctor.. It happened again, did it not? My head hurts..

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Yeowch :(

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

*As she trembled in fear, the body of the farmer lay limp infront of her.*

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

*It didn't take much to knock down the simple farmer, striking him so hard that he toppled over himself and clattered to the floor. His jaw slackened and eyes shut.*

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

I have no clue what you're talking about! You are a fool! Get away from me!

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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I'm just a simple farmer, dear.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Hm? Figures? How so?

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Hm? The temple? Now why would I be there.. I'm afraid you have the wrong man.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Ph, it's been so long since I planted any, dear doctor. I fear my memory grows a bit hazy at the edges hm? I do quite like the red variety.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Oh, I didn't murder anyone. Save a few insects while I was farming. Who was your sister? I don't think I know her.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

No games. I only farm. At least I did before I became a captive to their whims. Ah.. alas... I digress!

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Hm.. you said it all too correctly. It is a shame, isn't it? Such a shame..

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Isnt tea wonderful? I wish I could have planted more of it.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Me? What about me?

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Good morning, fools.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

I speak only prayers to those who have my life in their hands. You are not one.

Quite a pathetic thing that you need to beg a simple farmer such as myself not to speak word of the information you so willingly bragged about moments ago. Perhaps that desperation of yours is humiliation enough for me.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Oh hush, child.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Someone's getting ahead of themselves hmm? That's quite a sharp toy for you to be swinging around. Are you sure your parents allowed you to have that?

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

I doubt that, my dear. Won't you let this poor, simple farmer go?

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Hm? Now, now. We wouldn't want an accident to happen, would be Lieutenant? I'm still in custody of the station. It would be a.. bad look if a prisoner was found dead here.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Hm? What was that? Say it louder for the promenade to hear, fool.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

And yet you are only a Lieutenant? Pathetic.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

I've got friends in high and low places. What of you hm? I can't say I've ever heard your name.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

Oh, i am much more connected than you would think, dear.

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

You are correct, people do not need the favor of the gods; they simply need to be in my favor. Cut out the middle man, right?

4 months ago 1 0 1 0

The promenade is peaceful. More people should be crowding around me and begging for my blessing.

4 months ago 0 0 1 0