Oh my god someone else read Heathen

Yeah

Me, explaining to Logan Paul's fooled-by-fake-Pokémon-cards dumbass that unlike American comics like Action Comics #1, manga has maintained a far better system of preservation and proliferation; so the "rarity" of their first appearances are effectively worthless:
#FizzVsComics

You must be pun at farties,

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Holy shit it's Sherry CD-ROM with her tongue out

I'm not a real lesbian

But l'm the proxy-lesbian for these stans to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

Disc horse that is one movie posted twice

Avengers Infinity War movie poster

Avengers Infinity War movie poster

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate neurotypicals

Picard had an authentic saddle in his quarters READY TO GO just in case he encountered space horses

do you want to see the whole crew rushing from one high-stakes phaser fight to another? no. nobody wants to see that. we want to see bashir and o'brien playing darts

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

MIDNIGHT WESTERN THEATRE COMPENDIUM TPB (300+ Pages) The undead adventurer Ortensia Thomas returns in this 300+ page omnibus from Louis Southard, David Hahn, Butch K. Mapa, & co.!

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Legitimately I do not give a single fuck about my son in Fallout 4, the main game is so boring

I have over 300 hours in Fallout 4

🚨Actual good news alert 🚨

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Self-criticism really do just be woke racism

Most podcasts in Oakland are communist and neurotypical

I'm going to eat 10,000 babybels and meet god on his terms

Zoe can you make Ultron trans please, I have been trying to convince my friends transfem Ultron would be best Ultron and none of them believe me

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Going back in time to strangle the baby version of centrism

Shinra corp ass government.

Now that I'm friends with professionals in the comic space I'm scared to be horny on main

And then when I do they're usually not bothered by it

Love how we had this series of extremely contentious and contemptuous interactions with this website's higher ups where they pretty much told us to our face "Yeah we're using Al to code, you fucking peasant. Deal with it." immediately followed by a good month of very frequent outages on the website.

@dgchichester.bsky.social it's not your call to make, but this is why I continue to stay away

If a cool and successful writer and artist also has this happen, this gives me hope for my own works. Cannot tell you how many times this happened to me

preview of a sticker of a cartoon orange cat sitting in a pan with a fried egg on its head

a fride eg

sneak peek at one of the new stickers i'll have up on my shop when it opens friday 🍳🐈

A page from WICCAN AND HULKLING: RAID OF ULTRON featuring Phyla-Vell and Huljling fighting Ultron

While you're at the comic shop today make sure you pre-order WICCAN AND HULKLING: RAID OF ULTRON! It's a killer little anthology of stories by fantastic queer creative teams and more important than anything I could yell: @rachaelstott.bsky.social's art for our tale looks like THIS. THOSE ARMS.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”