I think about this all the time

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

TIL you're a jeopardy winner. I am less surprised by this information than I thought I might.

Thats the life

How's it going

DOGHAUS 🎾

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Isn't this also just how signed certs work?

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

What are Large-Language Models?

To our fellow American ADHDers: don't forget today is tax day and the deadline is in about seven hours. If you're like us and have put it off to the last minute, that time is here.

#TaxDay

dinner,,..

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

What is Daffy Taffy?

Unused iron-on from 1984. I'm afraid to try and transfer it, so it's just art for now

What is "licking the tip of your finger and pressing it firmly to the corner of each page"?

veniogames, vidiogames, viciogames

videosgame, videosgaw, videosgonquered

Videosgame

What is a Spock-y Mart?

There are legal ways to participate in communal burning of things.

I basically lived in the band practice rooms my senior year I really should have known better lmao

The international response that this post seems to be getting implies that this is something you get on every train, everywhere, for all time and space.

Yeah I've been made aware, but too late to change it at this point.

Are they all very millennial-coded blue wave resister types? I've been getting a lot of those over the last year or so.