Keren was always the hot one.

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Can it really be called ‘insider’ trading if it’s so out in the open?

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You want a deal breaker? Here you go.

Judge an individual by how they treat the most vulnerable in society.

Movement! Finally!!

I got my Pixels Dice last week as well after 6 years - kinda. Wrong style on the D6P and missing a full-set charger - but I’m tempted to just say ‘screw it’ and draw a line under it all.

Tell us you have paedophile-enabled investments without telling us you have paedophile-enabled investments.

Tuesday again, innit.

Mazey route, furtive glances, wide open carriers, bulky-ass floor-length puffer coats with buttons undone in the middle for swift stashage of stuff, or tearing-arse through the tills with a 4K telly under their arm and no intent to pay? EIGHT times in 1 week?

いいえ、ヴァイブですよ。Walk a mile in’em, son. 🥾🥾

Someone really ought to tell him they’re called Snickers these days.

I wouldn’t worry, they’ve probably got all that already.

When you work retail, you develop something of a vibe for spotting who’s on the rob.

Gozer the Gozerian gets a major glow-up.

How long before even Deform isn’t rightwing enough for them, and they start to suck up to Restore?

AAAAAARGHL she’s adorable! Henlo Pop-Pop! All the fussin’ and treatos from NE England!

Looks in really good shape as well. Is it an AGS-101 model? If it is, you’ve had their eyes out.

[cough]combine[cough]

A reminder that cartilage does NOT grow back. Remember when Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield‘s ear decades back? Yeah.

35 years ago.

Gone way too soon. A great mind of his time, albeit masked by calling his first two kids Moon Unit and Dweezil.

Stuff that, write a check and get the damn thing framed. Make it payable to Some Self-Important Over-Officious Knob-Huffer Who Would ACTIVELY Hinder A CHILD'S Academic Progress For The Sake Of [the sum of] FIVE ALL-AMERICAN CENTS AND NOT A FUCKING MOLECULE MORE; CHOKE ON IT BIØTCH!!!

Needs more ketchup on the walls in DC.

I don't remember PC Engine games being that cheap! Especially flagship ones like PC Kid - which, leave us not forget, never appeared here officially much like the console itself, only ever making it in via imports!

Thirty quid for a JP import game? BARG!! Hell, Tetris Battle Gaiden cost me £45!

The meeting was conducted with heavy percussion, growling guitars and guttural German, punctuated with high blippy synth.

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I mean, far be it from me to invoke Nike right now, but...

All so much better that you’ve got more time with your ickle furbaba. My pooch has been gone 15 years now, and I wish I could have seen her just that one last time. Saw her getting back from work - next morning, that was it. Miss her something fierce.

That time when a bloody Eurovision act outscored one of the UK's titans of 80s pop, almost doubling up on them.

The only one who knew anything on that rag was Neil Tennant.

Eddie Honda & Gary Payton on stage while Sonic spins it was definitely not on my bingo card for today...

And Bartiromo is of course SO comedically useless at pushing back on easily provable lies/supine to the point of seemingly being fully down with him grabbing her by the 🐈, she could make starting right guard on Miami's O-line.

Chuck it down his neck with a cigar in hand - you know, the way he always has done, just now it's on the taxpayers' dime?

Maybe one of the early scenes in that made him think he looked like a Doctor. Just not the type that folk took it to mean.

I mean, this sure as hell looks to me like he’s regenerating. (Which he’s welcome to try for real any time he likes. Let’s see how that doesn’t work out for him. Soon.)

All things will be encrapified in due course. It is The Grand Enshittification of Everything.