The Stars always prefer to win 4-in-6. Playoffs are much more fun* that way

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Hahahaha OH MY GOD

The Dallas Stars are never going to lose again

They can never close things out. They deserve to lose in overtime.

I never doubted this team for one second

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

His wraparound goal against the Blues was my favorite

It is the primary a thing for sure. But at this point the lost is long

The only “a thing” I know of is if a certain leader of a certain country were to die and we all celebrated.

A thing?

Can’t believe they had stormtroopers patrolling the fucking riverside lmao. Most incompetent nazis ever.

Love this city. So. Much.

I need Then to be Now. SOON.

I’m so fucking excited to see Rick Moranis again.

Ooo yeah, that makes sense. I feel like they did a couple of joint fundraisers or something with the stars back when the post win celebrations were new too

I get TM notifications for every NJ Devils home game every season. The email lists are absurd

Love my governor

Only if Keith David does the voiceover

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

Of course, now I’m tempted to buy a 3D printer to reproduce parts that aren’t nearly as heavy, because this thing is a fuckin BEAST.

Being an adult with adult money is fun. (It’s also been a bucket list kind of item for the last few years and I got to make it happen).

Feels like a gut punch for all the sth in Austin, no?

If I went by the name Catalina Apostasy, I’d be one of them fancy hookers that charges $1200 a night.

Buttered noodles with garlic salt and a metric ton of what our house calls “shitty parm” sounds pretty amazing right now

Someone talk me out of ditching Alamo and getting AMC A-List instead. Cheaper, closer, didn’t have a whole list of principles they abandoned…

I’ve never been so mad at ducks and so happy to see an orange.

I judge no flavors here