‘Yeah I don’t need to see any ID, you old’ - thanks for that Apple…

The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.

There is a four-word phrase that serves as a back-stop. Less professional though.

Make easter easier by swapping the t for an i.

Josh Nalven tweet: I'm sorry Ms Jackson (oooo)/I am four weeks/never meant to make your daughter cry/I am several fish and not a guy

I still sing this.

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Another of my favorites:

So great

L: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. M: Are you ok? L: my cat stole my fucking garlic bread.

Cat stole garlic bread for me.

tweet "Plasteres must be heavy good at butterin their toast man"

Happens to the best of us it seems

We’re celebrating our proposal for a new dreaming spire for St Barnabus College, @ox.ac.uk! We’re so excited to see it start on site soon!.

Text (on a lovely Oxford-y background) reads: New: The Bodleian Whispering Service Too busy to read? 1. Request a title 2. Sit quietly 3. Receive knowledge Tiers available * Journal articles * 19th Century Novels * War and Peace (extended session) Launching 1 April

Ok I like this one.

Yeah. Top right allows switching back to ‘classic’ which resolves it, I just found…

Interested to hear the answer to the favourites point…!

This is incredibly cool.

Quite so

Tom Ogg advised PRA on Enforcement Action against The Bank of London

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Thomas Ogg in Successful in the High Court based on ‘Prevention Principle of Interpretation

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10/10 no notes

Submissions, marketing presentations, etc etc

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

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The other side of the story. Some of the hardest problems arise from disability and trying to do the right thing.

The giant void of nothingness where US financial regulation used to sit [FREE TO READ] ‘There has never been a better time to be a crook’

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The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

The single most significant event in legal history since Blackstone's Commentaries