Am i taping the Hot in Cleveland that reunites all the women from The Mary Tyler Moore Show? um...maybe (i'm only human!)

Self-acceptance? In this dichotomy?

🙌🙌

It's the same people who say society should collapse, not thinking of allllllll the other people & families that would suffer perpetually.

"WHY AREN'T PEOPLE IN LOVE WITH THE FRAUD MACHINE"

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Welp! it's about that time of the year (even though i've completely changed my diet years ago for it)...

...it's 26th kidney stone time! 🙃

and then they are shocked when we don't buy stuff lol

shit, my backlog is like...20 games? i'm gooood for awhile.

I don't believe in a Hell but these are my versions of it.

Cardio (i have ME/CFS), moving residency from one house to another, watching hallmark movies, being in a car when the driver has road rage, pop country, and group chats (idk how ya'll do that last one, ugh the worst)

Sean Spicer is doing Car Shield ads on tubi.

and bronzer lol

Alex Jones

Tim Heidecker

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

everyone is waiting around to see when nintendo is gonna raise the Switch 2 price nearly 200 dollars, to combat their price increases. They are trying to hold out not doing that as long as they can.

which is ironic, when your company spends decades raising prices, then THEIR prices go up, it becomes a 'cried wolf too many times' situation.

The video game companies are barely hanging on since the tariffs on electronics. They are screwed up so much, and won't be fixed for a long while after it. They are actually all fighting raising their prices even more.
Also, this economy is about to bubble pop badddd (ugh)

Good morning from 2:20pm

Here too. I mean haunted, illegal age verification law, same thing.

on this quasi-holiday i am STILL pissy towards the friends i don't hang out with anymore 20+ years ago who made me listen to Kottonmouth Kings like goddamn i am never getting that time back

I recently discovered a spicy sweet mustard meets onion dip & i've basically been in condiment heaven.

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the diametric opposite of:

I think that was one of the best unprofessional fridays of all time, in large part thanks to Jan.

*covers mouth with hand* Mhhh! mghhh. gmmhshh. gmmh!

it almost beats renting La Dolce Vita on dvd from the library & having it become unplayable from damage i didn't know was there roughly around the 2 hour mark lol

"No, man, i'm not playing with your chinchilla this time, it bite me last month."

Fresh kingdom dingleberry branch. Monday April 20th 2026 830 pm. Receipt with prices total 66.60

Dingleberry island with Lucio fulci. Start screen for tomodachi life living the dream

Horse gift 066 horse !

Happy 4/20. #TomodachiLife

It's 30 F and fuggin snowing lol