On Sundays if you repost a repost you have to repost something from the reposter too

It’s in the Bible

When animals are lame they go find a quiet remote location to die

When humans are lame they run for political office and then try to make everyone else suffer too

if I knew hot people could still feel depressed and unloved I would have chosen to be smart instead

Weird! Not what I was expecting. Thank you for the update friend:)

Sometimes the Sunday scaries
demand a beef dip and a drink.

Nicely done!!

We were young then. Young and wild and free and shopping for futons at IKEA

Call me crazy, but I like people who think.

Love yourself. Even harder when you're a damn mess.

what a terrible time to not be a terrible person

if i had to pick a superpower it would be to scratch an itch as fast as a cat

Yum! What kind?

❤️

I put a ladder together today.
Now I’m watching wrestling.
Where is my man card?

Calling the bank teller ageist scum for not offering me a lollipop

you mean to tell me an entire country fried this steak

Weird-ass shriveled up orange-looking fruit

What the hell is this. If these are oranges, I am deeply concerned for their well-being.

just lookin at gray clouds go under other, lighter clouds

pretty cool stuff

Post pizza/beer nap. omg

I’m going to be very disappointed if I go to England and nobody skips to the loo.

I’ve been priced out of the
LEGO market and I hate it.

There's nothing like a bag of fresh dog poo to warm your hands with on a chilly spring morning.

Super super true.

Parts of the shower, listed then ranked best to worst
1 get the shower (and you) ready
2 get into the shower
3 be in the shower doing things
4 just exist in the shower
5 get out of the shower
6 dry off and get dressed

432165 I hate 5 so so much

The irony of studying this chapter on Motivation is thick as hell right now.

when did they name a flower after my top pornhub search

let’s get this party cleaned up I mutter as I enter the shower with 22 inch hedge shears

Bet it’s awesome when combined with a berry simple syrup

Sometimes it's just me, and the voices in my head.