like the bat is so much bigger than me

thank you youtube shorts for saying there is a bat bigger than me i ain't going back on youtube shorts after that

my computer is full of soda

gay

the real dress colour was the friends we made along the way

Mario Kart DS screenshot; "During races, a bunny will appear on-screen. Is this OK?" "a bunny" was my selected player name

i'm fag

i currently have a literal mouse in my hand and idk what to do with it i found it might just put it back down

Watching peak YouTube

i am eating a tomato, i am taking a bite of it and then i am sucking the juices out of it until it looks wrinkled

this is how i eat them no i will not stop this

paranoid girl

transmasc gay ashley vs transfem lesbian ashley

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

I love toxic age gap Yuri 🫶

a picture of a girl in a dress with the words trans rights on it ALT: a picture of a girl in a dress with the words trans rights on it

Estradiol injected!

fun fact when they do this it will scare children i know from seeing it

distracting myself from the horrors

my grandma isn't letting me leave until i take the money she is offering me i am a dude who works 2 jobs i don't need the fiver

trying to reduce the amount i smoke but it is hard i can't even swap to vaping since i need the tar in my lungs

i have dyed my hair red

Glad to see the support for this

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

Ashley fr

i have been kicked by horses 2 times in my life

Low effort meme using a screenshot from the show deal or no deal He asks: so what will it be? Spheal or no spheal? Pokemon rumble spheal is behind him and says: I highly recommend that you choose spheal...

you talking like me when i was pregnant