"I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone." — Ex-Leper

Shortcake for later today for our strawberry shortcake! Made by boyfriend but I cleaned up afterwards so I think at least ½ credit?

F**king A right!

That’s beautiful

How fatal we talkin’?

Same! It’s infuriating.

It is! She is only 5 years old though, so I am just spoiling her. 😂

I put my cat's bed with a heating pad on it right next to my WFH desk. Mutual emotional support!

Riding home in the back seat with my sister’s dog. Her breath is as pungent as her smile. I love her.

#caturday #catsofbluesky #heatingpad

Ha! Hard relate.

Me: Hey, Daphne. Have you done your year-end review and New Year’s resolutions yet?

Daphne:

Agree. When I decide I don’t deserve any toppings is a pretty dark day for me.

With that face, Dolly should be allowed to drag in a bag of garbage.

Homely but tasty Christmas cookies

#caturday

Is the ability putting up Ferris wheels and other amusement rides?

I love a good Shelly Winters story.

Stalking + assault?

💯 I have to drive stupid far to get froyo. I’d do it for a mashed potato bar too though.

No one talks about it, I don't think, but the Thanksgiving when my TMJ finally locked my jaw completely and all I could do was sip mashed potatoes from a small spoon.

Stay drunk/high and you’ll be fine.

Yes, and reminds people to wear a sweater because it’s chilly outside.

Cherish this time.

What a sweetie! She is a cosmic twin to my departed Molly. 👼

If these headlines continue, The Onion is going to go out of business.