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Posts by Kelli Marshall

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Soaring in the City at Sunrise. Today in Chicago.

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Oh, weird. I was told tickets wouldn’t be available to purchase until Sunday. I didn’t think to try it myself. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Lectures on Tap - "The Blues Brothers: Dissecting a 1980 Chicago Classic" Professors, experts, and storytellers giving thought-provoking lectures in Chicago bars.

Mark your calendars! I’ll be part of Lectures on Tap on May 20—where professors, experts, and storytellers bringing thought-provoking talks to Chicago bars. Tickets go on sale Sunday, April 26 via Eventbrite. I’ll be diving into "The Blues Brothers" (1980) and its Chicago roots. 😎

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How can virtually anyone NOT love it? 😍

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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .

Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Presented a lecture today just steps from this former 1920 Chicago movie house. ❤️ Based on my shirt, can you guess which classic we splashed into? (Hint: I kept my feet dry.)

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Lake Forest resident, former owner of house featured in 'Home Alone' movie arrested for allegedly possessing child sexual abuse images A Lake Forest man who is the former owner of the house featured in the blockbuster movie "Home Alone" has been arrested after authorities say he was found possessing child sexual abuse images.

Former owner of the “Home Alone” house in Winnetka has been charged with seven counts of possession of child sexual abuse material.

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Top Gun 3 officially confirmed with Tom Cruise returning Paramount confirmed the actor will play flying ace Maverick again in one of first major films in new era

[whispers] I’m so in.

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“Spaceballs: The New One” may be the most Mel Brooks-ian sequel title ever. 😆

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Was obsessed with it during Covid. Watched it on repeat. ❤️

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“Stuck in the Middle with You,” unfortunately. 👂

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“Dignity, always dignity.”

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Also fun when that happens LIVE on YouTube. 😐🖕🏻 #StupidBrainFog #StupidMenopause

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these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

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FOR a Gen-Xer… grrrrr. 😠

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A Gen-Xer who was forced to watch the Challenger live with her band class, a good landing (or ascent) is always good news. 🚀

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They made it! #Artemis

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a cartoon woman is laying on the floor with her mouth open and her eyes closed . ALT: a cartoon woman is laying on the floor with her mouth open and her eyes closed .

And 5,000 degrees for 6 minutes as they fly through the air! #Nope

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a man wearing a black and white sweater says " that 's a hard pass " Alt: Dan Levy says, "That's a hard pass "

25,000 miles per hour #Artemis

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[satirical statement from george costanza] 

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.

[satirical statement from george costanza] Good afternoon. The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today. I have never been friends with Seinfeld. I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City. The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.

just gonna leave this here. for no reason.

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Ha! OMG, love it!

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Poster for “Anaconda”

Poster for “Anaconda”

#NowWatching

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@ladytophamcatt.bsky.social, I thought of you when I saw these typewriter shoes on a friend’s FB post. Just wow!

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This game is MESSY. Calm down, fellas.

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And why would they want to? Sigh.

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Insane (literally). Gahhhhhh.

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Post from Barack Obama’s account wishing everyone a joyful Easter holiday. Included is photo of the former President and Michelle in a church service.

Post from Barack Obama’s account wishing everyone a joyful Easter holiday. Included is photo of the former President and Michelle in a church service.

"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah," Trump wrote on his Truth Social account on Easter Sunday morning.

"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah," Trump wrote on his Truth Social account on Easter Sunday morning.

Seeing these two posts directly after each other is…jarring to say the least.

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Onion headline: rich parents fill Easter eggs with gas

Onion headline: rich parents fill Easter eggs with gas

Happy Easter! 🥚

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100! 😮

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Weather radar showing rain and thunderstorms across Chicagoland.

Weather radar showing rain and thunderstorms across Chicagoland.

Gonna be (another) long night for pet owners whose dogs are terrified of thunderstorms. 😐

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