Friday night news dump baby!

You can tell the exact moment when he gets a whiff of his own fart and doubles down

Love?

It’s not like you haven’t been warned a million times…

“This is Jeopardy!” 🗡️

Takes a lot to truly unnerve these days but the "a whole civilization will die" line is a new plane of horrific. Even if it is just rhetoric, which I would not bet on, it feels like a sign of some last vestige being blown away. The US openly and eagerly announcing itself as monstrous

My man Mockler brushing his hair. That’s the real story!!

trump has been president for 5 years.

Just because Iran has thousands of years of entrenchment doesn’t mean the tv gameshow host can’t solve it..

Yet Schiff will continue rubber stamping this admin’s nominees

I guess so! If there was a show about the night shift I’d watch that too

The Pitt is not my type of show either but I’m fully caught up and can’t wait for each episode. It’s so cathartic

It’s always the elections they lose that require investigation…

Because it’s technically more of a fruit compote? <eye twitch>

"Trump has squandered some of the country’s greatest sources of strength. By repelling nearly all of America’s allies—alliances that are among the best instruments of leverage Washington has in the world—he has paid China and Russia enormous dividends." trib.al/wYwXS1r

That’s the same excuse Hitler gave for invading Poland in 1939.

The /r/Xennial subreddit is a joy

We need this so badly!!

Coen Carr slam dunking a basketball from outer space into outer space

Coen Carr!

Faith. They love that word

Feels like I’m rewatching this year’s Super Bowl commercials!

All of the J6 video, the J6 hearings video, Covid misery, and the Dems couldn’t do anything with it in 2024.

What are they going to do with all of the ice misery, doge shenanigans, and current rampant and obvious corruption in 2026 and 2028? What should they do to meet the moment?

Every accusation is an admission of their dirty deeds. Let’s look at those ruby red states, like Alabama, and discover the fraud.

I’m usually not a fan of remakes but 12 Angry Men should be remade with the actors 10x as sweaty as the original

There’s a rug store around here that’s been going out of business for 25 years.

They are thieves is what they are

Moron says Harris would have gotten us into war with Iran and it would have been a nightmare

Same moron is really excited about the prospect of Trump attacking Iran

Just a reminder that most of the MAGA influencers don’t actually have any principles or positions on anything.

Whatever gets them clicks and engagement. It’s all a grift.

This aligns with his lie that foreign countries pay tarriffs.

“There are usually ways around it [Supreme Court decisions].”

So corrupt

At least the last president of the confederacy had the balls to secede before declaring war on America

Any Dems submitting articles of impeachment today?