Why is every advert on YouTube not just an advert for Suri, but a different advert for Suri? What is this scattergun approach to marketing?? Why is the marketing budget so high for a toothbrush?!
Type 2 fun
Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".
Hi this joke is for me
Wooooof
Sorry the 19 year old snooker player is called STAN MOODY?!
Who named their kid Stan in 2002?!
HOW IS THAT NOT A RED?!
Norovirus? Bad time.
No?
I’m a bit disturbed by the memorialisation of Andy Kershaw. Yes he was important in bringing world/roots/folk music to spotty indie kids in the 1980s. But he was also a horrific domestic abuser / stalker who was imprisoned for it three times and AFAIK made no attempt to atone for it. (1/2)
Being told to like cricket
Omg
What time do you take it? I found it really helped when I took them with breakfast and not in the evening
Quite like the new Olivia Rodrigo track but boy oh boy has Dan Nigro found a sound and is sticking with it
The reveal that Adam from Jet Lag does Learned League has saved me
Madonna discourse is fascinating cause like... Its Madonna. She does not have discourse.
Also this is the media once again trying to divide queer people and immigrants. Don't fall for it. We have far more in common with an asylum seeker from Pakistan than we do with the decision makers at the BBC.
I do not care if an asylum seeker is advised to pose as gay to claim asylum, I care more that the system is so horrific that this is an advised way.
No human is illegal. Fuck the home office.
Bit mad this
VOTE GREEN
And Meek! Glad they’re taking a punt on up and coming girlies! Eeeeeee
NICOLA COUGHLAN AND AIMEE LOU WOOD DOING SNL UK?!?
Not saying that I am struggling at the moment but I just saw a reel of a cat attempting to DJ Marea (We’ve Lost Dancing) and I started crying
Oh fuck off Leeds
*Premier League Years voice*
While Chelsea’s season was exploding like a neutron star
It was in Brazil where Chelsea faithful met a Red Wine Supernova
For the avoidance of doubt, following the publication of the explicitly transphobic Scottish Labour manifesto this morning, I will not be campaigning for any Scottish Labour candidates in the upcoming election, and I will not be voting Scottish Labour either.
#NoVotesLabourInMay #TransRightsNow
Good news everyone there’s no Ryder Cup this year so this was my only weekend caring about golf until next Masters.
*runs in panting*
GLORY MCILROY
